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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show flaming the Oscars for awarding “Green Book” best picture (0:50). In NFL news: an update on Robert Kraft (5:15), the latest episode of the hit reality show “Drama In Pittsburgh” (10:00), where will Michael Crabtree and John Ross play in 2019? (11:25), and a trip around the AAF (23:22). The guys then turn to the NFL Combine and discuss which rookies they’re excited to see this weekend (24:35), including D.K. Metcalf and his Hulk body (29:00), Kyler Murray (36:55) and Riley Ridley, Calvin’s BETTER brother (46:15).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show jumping into the NFL news where Pete does his best Antonio Brown impression (2:40), don’t forget about Derrius Guice (13:05), and the totally not guilty NFL paid Colin Kaepernick a lot of money because they definitely did nothing wrong (16:10). The guys then wonder where some of the top free agents this year will end up including son of God Nick Foles (22:27), future Packer Golden Tate (32:00), Jadeveon Clowney (40:20), and a few under-the-radar guys (44:50).

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show with Nic showing off his war wound from cutting logs like the rugged woodsman he is (1:30). In NFL news, the Browns signed Kareem Hunt proving once again the league still doesn’t care about women (4:05), Antonio Brown is causing all kinds of drama, which is fantastic (12:00), and Pete predicts which team will draft Kyler Murray (22:40). The guys then check in on an exciting first week of AAF action and figure out which out-of-the-NFL guys they’d love to see play football again (29:50).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show commenting on Pete’s celebratory attire (1:00) then answer lingering questions from Super Bowl 53, such as where was Todd Gurley? (4:55), is Gronk going to retire? (20:35) and is Julian Edelman now a Hall of Famer? (28:48). Then it’s onto 2019 as the guys share the things they’d love to see this offseason (38:45) including the Seahawks crashing and burning (41:11), NBA-level drama (47:00), and the Giants getting themselves a halfway decent quarterback (52:15).

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Pete and Clark open the show trying their darndest to fix the Pro Bowl before determining that it’s stupid and just shouldn’t exist (0:55). Then it’s onto the Super Bowl preview, including what the Rams & Patriots needs to do to win (7:40), who’ll win Super Bowl MVP (15:55), a few bold predictions (19:30), Pete’s highly effective & 100% correct way to pick the winner (26:30) and a last second plea for good commercials this year (29:15). ENJOY THE SUPER BOWL EVERYONE!

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WE MADE IT TO 100! Pete and Nic open the show celebrating the 100th episode of the podcast and instilling faith that the best is yet to come (0:30). The guys then discuss the controversies from Championship weekend, including the Saints-Rams horrible no-call (3:00) and why changing the overtime rule just because of Chiefs-Patriots is stupid (12:35). Finally, they give their All-Fantasy team for this year (22:35) and get prepped for the Super Bowl (35:15).

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Pete, Jordan and Nic open the show recapping their Divisional Round beer bets and determining the one thing each losing team needs to fix for next year (2:45), including Andrew Luck changing the weather (5:00), the Chargers staying perfect (19:25) and if the Eagles should stick with Carson Wentz (27:00). The guys then make their beer bets and picks for the Conference Championships (36:50). Then it’s onto the important matters of the show: a deep investigation into Rupert Holmes’ classic song “Escape” (46:18) and finding Nic a new team to root for (52:20).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show looking back on the Antonio Brown news and debate if the Steelers will move on from AB or if there’s another player they should trade instead (1:55). Then it’s onto coaching news, with Jordan getting hyped for Matt LaFleur in Green Bay (10:25), grading the Cardinals’ hiring of Kliff Kingsbury using Ryan Gosling movies (16:50) and wondering if Bruce Arians will be able to fix Jameis Winston (25:50). The guys then recap all their beer bets from the entire season and Wild Card games and quickly realize how silly most of them turned out to be (32:00). Finally, Divisional Round preview, beer bets and picks (51:10).

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Heath and Joe discuss the news and the first base positions.

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HELLO 2019! Pete and Clark are back to celebrate the holidays (0:50), complain about boots (2:00) and rebrand Black Monday thanks to new sponsor Cialis (4:10). The guys go around the NFL to determine which open head coaching job is the most arousing and the one thing the Browns can’t do this offseason (6:25). Finally, they preview Wild Card weekend (27:00) while making a few beer bets including Jerry Jones doing the unthinkable (31:13) and Nick Foles besting the Bears’ defense (40:00).

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