Fake Teams

The Fake Teams guys discuss Winter Meetings, McCutchen, Cahill, Murphy, and catchers--lots and lots of catchers. Yikes.

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show admiring Pete’s new shirt which quickly devolves into a lengthy discussion about marketing, untucked shirts and the show’s latest sponsor attempt (1:20). The guys eventually turn to football and give their Week 16 starts & sits (5:00), including will Derrick Henry have his first four game streak of double digit fantasy points? (10:50), bench Melvin Gordon (16:37), the right Broncos’ rookie receiver to start this week (20:35), Clark apologizes to the entire Panthers’ organization (22:40), and David Johnson is far from a sure thing (28:20). Finally, what’s a reasonable price for cement sealer? (34:20)

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show discussing what they need from Monday night football after a rather disappointing week of fantasy (2:30), which transitions nicely into this week’s “You Helped No One” ceremony (5:30). The guys then pick their stud performers so far in the fantasy playoffs and each build a team of blossoming buds: players who are bound for big games in Week 16 (14:30). Finally, some early draft szn talk including which teams in the top 10 are likely to try and draft a quarterback (50:00).

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Heath flies solo to cover the recent Hot Stove news. Expect a co-host back for the next effort! (we can only hope).

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Pete and Clark open the show discussing the RB1 fantasy league—which Pete didn’t beat Jordan in—and what the punishment should be for the loser of the Clark vs Jordan finals (1:22). The guys then get into their Week 15 starts & sits, including David Johnson’s return to average (3:40), what’s with the Kirk Cousins hate? (11:50), Clark won’t let himself trust Kenny Golladay (15:48), start, and add, Dante Pettis (19:00), Christian McCaffrey takes a plup (24:04), the Ravens’ new new starting running back (26:39), Tom Brady loooves Pittsburgh (33:00), and the Battle of the Backups Thursday night (35:14). Plus, Clark flexes his gift giving skillz (43:55).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating the Packers finally firing Mike McCarthy and wonder who’ll lead Green Bay back to the promised land (1:30). The guys then hand out this week’s “You Helped No One” award, in which Pete tries not to offend any international listeners (13:55), and play “Would You Rather” (25:35). Topics include: Phillip Lindsay or Todd Gurley rest of season (26:15), start Jarvis Landry or Julian Edelman this week (37:53) and Pete’s young adult fiction masterpiece (41:13). Finally, a couple of names to add off waivers this week (47:13).

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Ginger Nic does his best Jason Derulo impression as he’s riding solo this week to give you a breakdown of all the Week 14 action. He touches on each team’s passing game and rushing attack, suggesting which players to fire up and which players to leave on your bench. Can Josh Allen finish as a Top 5 QB this week? Is Justin Jackson an RB1? Who is Jeff Wilson Jr.? And did Nic actually say something good about Amari Cooper?? Let’s get you that Week 14 win.

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show discussing the finer points of alcoholic eggnog drinks (1:22) while dealing with technical difficulties getting Clark onto the show. The guys then jump right into their Week 13 starts & sits (4:30), including sit Joe Mixon (11:47), a big games just waiting for Kenny Golladay (20:45), Aaron Rodgers doesn’t give a f*ck anymore (23:30), Matt Breida is back to doing things (33:06), LAMAAAAAAAH (43:36), Clark makes Nick Chubb his lock, but not in a good way (46:30) and why the Steelers and their pettiness are to blame for James Conner’s poor performances (52:23).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show sharing what they did for Thanksgiving and wondering how soon is too soon for Christmas decorations (1:30). The guys then hand out this week’s “You Helped No One” award (8:30) and give some flaming hot takes for the fantasy playoffs (13:20) including Dak Prescott outscoring Aaron Rodgers (18:05), three league winning running backs who are still on waivers (28:30) and the defense that'll carry you to a championship (41:10).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show giving their biggest takeaways from a rather exciting Week 11 (2:05) and handing out the week’s “You Helped No One” award (10:52). The guys then embrace the Thanksgiving spirit and share what they’ve been thankful for this fantasy season (19:30). Finally—since there won’t be a Thursday show this week—they end with a couple of way too early Week 12 starts & sits (33:57).

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