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  • RB1 #88: Week 11 starts & sits - Keenan Allen, Jared Goff, Amari Cooper & more
    Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show remembering Stan Lee and talking about his legacy (1:07). The guys then jump right into their Week 11 starts & sits—now in front of a live studio audience—including bench Mike Evans (7:22), Blake Bortles maybe worth starting? (18:10), Pete plotting against Keenan Allen (23:00), a slight technical difficulty (27:35), Amari Cooper primed for his best game yet (33:05), a sneaky play from the Eagles’ backfield (36:28), don’t forget about Stefon Diggs (47:37) and why you should sit Jared Goff despite facing the crappy Chiefs’ defense (50:22).
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    59 min
  • RB1 #87: Players who will lead you to a fantasy championship
    WE NOW HAVE LIVE DROPS! Pete, Jordan and Nic open the show with lots of sound effects to celebrate this momentous occasion (1:00). Plus, a successful pop culture corner as the guys give their takes on the new live action Pokemon movie (2:25) and handout this week’s “You Helped No One” award (11:00). The guys then get you ready for fantasy playoffs with six players you need to get onto your team so they can lead you to a championship (18:38). Finally, Week 11 waiver wire adds and Nic ices himself (39:50).
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    52 min
  • RB1 #86: Week 10 starts & sits - Josh Gordon, Joe Mixon, Theo Riddick & more
    It’s just Pete and Clark today as they open the show rambling about this and that before finally talking football, specifically the Dez Bryant signing (5:00) and a very, very quick lock recap (10:00). The guys then preview the Week 10 games and give their starts and sits, including Pete boldly picking a defense as a start (16:00), Josh Gordon’s magical matchup against the Titans (27:50), Brandon LaFell has fantasy value? (33:25), trust Marquez Valdes-Scantling as much as Aaron Rodgers does (36:00), start the Lions’ new slot receiver (43:05) and fade Joe Mixon (50:00). Also, Clark is a hero and a savior of lost dogs (55:45).
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    1 hr
  • RB1 #85: Midseason fantasy MVP + HIT THE PANIC BUTTON!
    Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the podcast with a little technical difficulties, but they fight through like true professionals to discuss midseason fantasy MVPs (2:30) and announce the winner of this week’s “You Helped No One” award (17:23). The guys then play a new game called “Hit the Panic Button” in which they determine if it’s time to panic on players who’ve been underperforming recently (22:36) including the Colts’ top offensive weapon (27:10), Minnesota’s million dollar man (33:15) and a wide receiver in Pittsburgh (36:35).
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    46 min
  • RB1 #84: Week 9 starts & sits - Russell Wilson, Courtland Sutton, O.J. Howard & more
    Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show recapping a pretty active NFL trade deadline (1:30) and reviewing their locks from last week (8:00). The guys then preview the Week 9 games and give their starts & sits (9:55) including trust Jordan Howard (14:45), Pete moving into his home on Courtland Sutton Hill (18:20), Freddie Kitchens cooking up a big David Njoku game (20:20), Russell Wilson’s reminder that he’s really, REALLY good at football (22:55), O.J. Howard ready for Fitzmagic (31:25), and start everyone in Rams vs Saints and Packers vs Patriots (37:00).
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    49 min
  • RB1 #83: Firing up the R.O.S.S. machine (Rest Of the Season Simulator)
    Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show discussing their Halloween celebrations and power ranking the best holiday candy (1:45). In football news, the Browns fired Hue Jackson AND Todd Haley, which means it’s time for Freddie “The Chef” Kitchens to take over the NFL (7:30)! The guys then turn on their newly purchased Rest Of the Season Simulator (R.O.S.S. for short) to see how players they’re nervous about will perform for the rest of the season, including Christian McCaffrey (20:50), David Johnson (27:33) and Le’Veon Bell (35:40). Finally, if you can add one player off waivers, who are you adding (46:41)?
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    53 min
  • RB1 #82: Week 8 starts & sits - Cam Newton, Adrian Peterson, Danny Amendola & more
    Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show trying to bring back pop culture corner, which predictably fails (0:50) and recap the locks from last week (2:12). The guys then start talking football but quickly get distracted by what they’re dressing up as for Halloween (7:55). Eventually they get back to their Week 8 starts & sits including, why you should trade Gronk (12:15), Adrian Peterson facing a Snack-less Giants’ D (22:00), Danny Amendola’s first class seat on the Brocket ship (28:00), burn the Seahawks’ backfield (30:42) and bench Cam Newton (49:45). Plus, what is The Rock’s best movie (54:54)?
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    1 hr 1 min
  • RB1 #81: Marvin Jones to the Colts & other trades we wanna see happen
    Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show recapping all the craziness that’s happened in the NFL since last episode, including Mike McCoy getting fired (1:15), Carlos Hyde going to the Jaguars (6:00), Amari Cooper landing in Dallas (10:35), plus a tie in this week’s “You Helped No One” award (17:33). The guys then ride the trade frenzy and each give two players they want to see moved at this year’s trade deadline (24:23). Finally, if you could add one player off waivers, who are you adding (44:48)?
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    51 min
  • RB1 #80: Week 7 starts & sits - Kelvin Benjamin, Tarik Cohen, Alvin Kamara
    Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show talking MLB playoffs as it’s Boston vs Houston in the ALCS (0:50), and recap their locks from last week (3:20). The guys then preview Week 7 and give their starts & sits (11:35), including sit Austin Ekeler (13:05), could Kelvin Benjamin finally have fantasy value this week? (19:05), stop giving Kerryon Johnson’s touchdowns to LeGarrette Blount (27:45), Tarik Cohen going for 20 plus points easy (43:35) and sit Alvin Kamara against the only good defense in the NFL (56:46).
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    1 hr 10 min

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