Fake Teams

Pete, Clark and Nic open the show discussing the Tyreek Hill beer splatter incident, if there’s ever a correct time to pour beer on someone and even get a little political (2:50). The guys then hand out this week’s “You Helped No One” award (10:00) and spend most of the episode correctly predicting how the NFL playoffs will shake out (19:10). Jordan reports live from Lambeau Field to talk Monday Night Football (44:50) and to wrap it all up, who are you adding off waivers if you can add only one player (52:20)?

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show recapping last week’s locks and celebrating two correct calls (1:50). The guys then preview Week 6 and give their starts/sits, including ride the Cooper-coaster this week (5:33), David Johnson falling back to the fantasy doldrums (9:32), Robert Woods building upon his surprisingly good season (14:30), a brief “Is Eli Manning a Hall of Famer” intermission (35:35), Greg Olsen making his grand return (41:00), why you should fade A.J. Green (52:35) and get ready for Gronk spikes-galore on Sunday Night (54:45).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show talking about erectile dysfunction and a whole demographic of podcast listeners they’ve been ignoring so far (2:20). Meanwhile, Week 5's “You Helped No One” award has a controversial winner (5:35) and the show gains yet another sponsor (12:20). The guys then give players who need to show something in Week 6 in order to stay off the chopping block (15:00), featuring EPIC rants from both Jordan (22:30) and Clark (29:15) regarding their favorite teams. Finally, if you could add one guy off waivers, who are you adding (39:00)?

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show attempting to talk about pop culture (1:00), but ultimately just talk about homemade vodka and how bad their their Week 4 locks were (3:05). The guys then preview Week 5 and give their starts/sits (5:30), including Derrick Henry’s first 100 yard game (9:45), Matt Breida’s fantastic matchup (16:40), Sterling Shepard has officially replaced Odell Beckham (19:25), a Cole Beasley bet is made (22:45), Pete locks Carlos Hyde, but not in a good way (33:20), and Clark finally says something nice about the Jaguars (53:05)!

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic are all back together and open the show catching up on each other’s lives (1:00), giving their biggest takeaways from Week 4 (5:24), and picking their winners for this week’s “You Helped No One” award (13:00). The guys then each pick a well known player who’s been underperforming so far and figure out if you should trade him or keep him (18:40). Finally, if you could add one guy off waivers, who’re you adding (40:10)?

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Pete and Nic open the show commiserating about the end of Sexy Rexy Burkhead (0:45) and recapping their Week 3 locks which, spoiler alert, didn’t go well (2:40). The guys then welcome Jeff Berckes from Windy City Gridiron onto the show to preview Week 4 and give their starts/sits (12:00), including Jimmy Graham a lock for TE1 this week (25:25), the Browns defense has become start-worthy (30:50), why you should bench Gronk and Kareem Hunt (42:32, 52:06), and everyone boards the Tyler Boyd hypetrain (59:20).

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With no Clark, Jordan OR Nic today, Pete is joined by The Falcoholic’s editor Jeanna Thomas and writer Adnan Ikic, who open the show discussing the craziest storylines coming out of a backwards weekend of football (2:00). In NFL news: should the 49ers just tank the season now that Jimmy GQ is out for the year? (8:45), Gronk was almost traded to the Lions (14:30), and the top 5 landing spots for Le’Veon Bell (19:00). They then handout this week’s “You Helped No One” award (24:50) and give their top waiver wire targets heading into Week 4 (30:17).

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show discussing the finer points of mustaches, general facial hair and what makes a good ID photo (2:25). In other news, Space Jam 2 is officially happening, but is it what the world really needs right now (6:50)? The guys eventually talk football, previewing Week 3 and giving their starts/sits (8:25), including Pete giving up on David Johnson (18:30), Nyheim Hines starring as Clark’s Jennifer Aniston’s golden lock of the week (36:00), a Sony Michel break out game (43:30), and Nic promising a record setting performance from Alvin Kamara (55:30).

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SWEET BRADY THE PATRIOTS TRADED FOR JOSH GORDON! Pete, Clark and Jordan jump right into the news to discuss how this trade affects Josh Gordon, the Patriots, the Browns and fantasy owners everywhere (1:30). Also in the news, Vontae Davis retired in the middle of the Bills game, so clearly things are going well in Buffalo (10:13). The guys give their picks for “You Helped No One” this week and announce the Week 2 winner (13:00), then play a new game called “Name That Player” (18:40). Finally, if you could add one player off waivers, who're you adding (35:15)?

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show discussing Mark Wahlberg’s daily schedule and how nice it would be to have his life (1:00). In NFL news: Nathan Peterman is dead, long live Josh Allen (3:42), Patriots add yet another Browns’ first-rounder to their team (7:05) and the newest installment of Jon Gruden Doesn’t Know What The F*ck He’s Doing (8:35). The guys then preview Week 2 and give their starts/sits (11:30), including ignore all Dolphins not named Kenny Stills (24:52), Christian McCaffrey’s a lock for 20 points (40:00), Pete and Clark’s Russell Wilson bet (50:00), and why Tom Brady doesn’t deserve your start (59:10).

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