Fake Teams

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating The Dark Knights’ 10 year anniversary and introduce new characters to the podcast (1:00). In NFL news, the guys wonder where Le’Veon Bell will play in 2019 (3:45), reminisce over the Hall of Fame/money making career of Darrelle Revis (16:50), marvel at the Rams handing out another long term extension to someone not named Aaron Donald (25:20) and test Malik Jackson’s bold claim about the this year’s Jaguars team (36:50). Clark introduces a new segment called “What Did You Buy For Prime Day?” in a last ditch effort to get the podcast sponsored (45:25).

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PETE GOT MARRIED! Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating this momentous life event and it's wine-filled honeymoon (1:00). In NFL news, things are bleak: LeSean McCoy faces strong allegations (10:28), Cardinals’ president Michael Bidwill is a hypocritical buttface (12:55), Jordan fixes Jerry Richardson’s contractually permanent statue (17:00) and Jeff Fisher might be coming to a commentator booth near you (22:00). The guys then share what training camp battles they can’t wait to watch (31:20) and bring back kudos and poodos just to talk about Jay Cutler’s new found talent and Gordon Hayward's hilariously awkward gender reveal video (1:00:00).

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Heath flies solo once again, but changes are coming soon!

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show answering the important question: does the Super Bowl need Jay-Z more than Jay-Z needs the Super Bowl? (3:05) In the news, Norv Turner is trying to reinvent Cam Newton (6:41), Calvin Ridley is “the real deal” (8:58) and the Packers are all aboard the dreaded RB committee (10:55). The guys then queue up the slow jazz and talk past fantasy lovers and which players they’re overvaluing because of past success (15:41).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show recapping the insanity that was Gronk getting traded... but then not (1:03). Other NFL news includes the Jets’ laundry list of failed quarterbacks (7:56), the Ravens’ dumb plan for Lamar Jackson (12:43) and going to Clark’s cornfield to talk to his strawman (16:00). The guys then review who’s holding out during mandatory minicamps and if they and their teams can “make it work” (20:22). Spoiler alert, Pete doesn’t have a good Tim Gun impression.

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Pete opens the show accusing Clark of actually being a Jadeveon Clowney burner account in host form while Jordan busily replenishes himself in the Motherland (0:33). In NFL news, former 49ers’ tight end Dwight Clark sadly passed away Monday (4:36), Pete introduces a new segment called “Quotes from Mini-Camp” (7:45) and Donald Trump, our commander and cheese, disinvited the Eagles to the White House because he’s a child (14:27). The guys then give their official power rankings of the top 5 things you must have at your fantasy football draft party for it to be considered a success (20:13).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with some news around the league but spoiler alert, the NFL’s pretty boring right now. Brandon Marshall has a new home (4:01) and Adrian Peterson has some teams he’d like to play for (8:19) but other than that, not much is happening. The guys decide to fill the time by predicting who will be the top fantasy performers at each position this year (14:35) and wrap up the show opening the fantasy mailbag (49:38).

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The NFL is at it again people. Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show talking about the utter stupidity that is the NFL’s new protest rule, and it’s really f*cking stupid (3:14). Also in the news: Hunter Henry tore his ACL (11:13), the Jets made a big time trade (15:19) and Coley Beasley dropped a FIRE rap album (17:25). The guys then talk bounce back candidates for 2018, each giving a few players that they think could return to fantasy relevance this year (20:15).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show discussing the benefits of being old now that Pete has turned 27 (1:12). Meanwhile in NFL news, Mark Ingram was suspended and what that means for Alvin Kamara (3:33), sports gambling is now legal (8:48) and Jason Witten said something very interesting about Dez Bryant’s future (18:47). The guys then talk which position groups around the NFL will surprise us in fantasy this year and which will disappoint (22:18). Finally, kudos and poodos wrap up the show, mainly just so Pete can talk about his Boston Celtics (47:10).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with some health advice for all you men out there (1:15), then turn to NFL news and pour some out for the career of a longtime Charger (2:47). The guys recap their NFL Draft beer bets (13:00) before welcoming Dan Kadar of Mocking the Draft onto the show to talk best rookie landing spots (26:41), including Nyheim Hines and Quenton Nelson landing in Indy (31:57), Michael Gallup replacing Dez Bryant in Dallas (42:12) and Sony Michel becoming the newest Patriot running back (51:50).

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