Fake Teams

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with sage advice on how to not stare at another man’s junk just in time for the Underwear Olympics (5:58) before diving head first into NFL news, including Blake Bortles getting paid (6:50), Marcus Peters getting traded (13:02), and Matt Forte getting retired (28:15). The guys then play Browns GM and layout their offseason plans for getting three wins next year, all of which feature a healthy dose of Lamar Jackson (33:35).

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Heath and Brian discuss middle school dances, make a few puns, and even get around to plenty of baseball chatter.

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show wishing everyone a delayed Valentines day and discussing the finer points of American vs Canadian beer (1:50). Then it’s onto the news as the guys talk Doug Martin’s release (4:55), Andrew Luck throwing super inflated balls (8:27) and the overwhelming sex appeal of cap space (12:34). Finally they look at franchise tag candidates and debate if it would help their fantasy value to stay or to play for a new team (13:26).

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Heath goes full introvert on the latest pod to discuss Yu Darvish (1:00), Alex Avila (3:30), catcher strategy (7:00), and first base strategy (18:20). Hurry back soon, Ghoji!

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show listening to Sad Drunk Pete’s thoughts on Super Bowl 52 and talking about the play that will go down in Super Bowl lore (4:39). The guys then turn to the news and openly laugh at the Colts for losing Josh McDaniels and wonder what the Patriots could have possibly offered him to make him stay (5:57). Finally, they return to Super Bowl 52 and give their winners and losers from the game, including Tom Brady (15:27), the fans (23:12), Tide (33:15), Malcolm Butler (37:17) and the Lions (41:16), and recap SB beer bets (43:50).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan are ready for Super Bowl 52 and all the drama, intrigue and Bill Murray screaming celebrations that it brings. But first, the guys tackle the Alex Smith trade (1:38) and wonder if we’ll ever see a fully guaranteed contract in the NFL (8:44). Once that’s out of the way, its SUPER BOWL PREVIEW TIME! (25:23) They preview what each team needs to do to win (27:52) and make plenty of beer bets (45:38), including Pete boldly prediction the retirement of a certain handsome quarterback.

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Heath and Ghoji discuss the Hall of Fame, the Brewers (11:00), breakout picks (30:00), and catcher week (37:00) at Fake Teams. Slight audio issues from minute 11 to minute 14...grin and bear with it, fam.

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Pete and Clark welcome back friend of the podcast Jordan Smith, who now has a stunning collection of beer glasses to go along with his impressive headboard. They start the show reviewing the latest coaching news around the NFL but mainly talking about the Titans’ new head coach, Mike Vrabel (7:43). The guys then recap the Conference championship games (14:58) featuring all the beer bets, what the Jaguars and Vikings need to do this offseason, and a special appearance from James Blunt and many, many tears (28:53). Finally, they close out the show answering mailbag questions, including how to fix the catch rule (42:47) and where to put an expansion team (48:23).

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Heath and Ghoji cover power numbers, Randal Grichuk's elite company, the dwindling of steals, Mitch Moreland (the GOAT), and more.

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IT HAPPENED!! MIKE MULARKEY GOT GOT! While Pete and Clark never want to celebrate someone losing their job, they start the show celebrating Marcus Mariota’s new found freedom (3:08) as well as checking in on other coaching news (6:10). Then they recap a very exciting Divisional Round and tally up the beer bets (21:00). Finally, the guys welcome onto the show Eric Thompson of Daily Norseman to talk the Minnesota Miracle (33:00) and preview the Conference Championship games (35:29).

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