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Pete and Clark are getting hyped for the Divisional Round after a surprisingly excited Wild Card weekend, but first, they discuss Jon Gruden’s haircut (3:05) and other news around the NFL (9:47). The guys then recap their beer bets from last week (16:30)—and in turn, Wild Card weekend—which spoiler alert, ends in a tie. So they’re bringing it back this week to preview the Divisional Round (40:03), including why you don’t give the Patriots extra motivation (44:39) and the official playoff team of the RB1 podcast, despite the fact Clark thinks they’ll lose this week (57:08).

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WELCOME TO 2018! Pete and Clark are back to celebrate the cold winter storms (0:55), the career of Carson Palmer (6:49) and Marvin Lewis’ job security (11:00). Speaking of head coaches, the guys go around the NFL and determine which open coaching gig is the sexiest and most attractive (12:47). Finally, they wrap up the podcast previewing Wild Card weekend and making some daring beer bets, such as: the Titans will have a new head coach this year (22:25), Devonta Freeman will have more all purpose yards than Todd Gurley (27:28) and the Jaguars defense will score a touchdown (32:06).

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Pete and Clark start the show with a humorous debate around if Ezekiel Elliott will start for the Cowboys (2:29) and if Jeff Fisher even deserve to coach in the NFL (9:12). As this will be the last show of 2017, the guys then decide to look both back and towards the future and try to fix the biggest fantasy disappointments this year so they’ll have success in 2018. Topics include giving Jarvis Landry a good quarterback (12:55), returning Dez Bryant to stardom (16:55) and helping Jameis Winston reach his full potential (24:35). To further remember the 2017 season, the guys go down memory lane and reminisce over players they were right/wrong about in the preseason (37:15). HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE!

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Pete and Jordan celebrate the Dion Lewis/Aaron Jones episode while Clark nervously watches Monday Night Football to see if the Falcons defense will knock him out of the playoffs (1:42). The guys nominate their choices for You Helped No One this week (3:36) and recap the important games from Week 15, including: the Patriots and Steelers battling it out in the game of the year (9:40), Aaron Rodgers’ return not going according to plan (19:51), Blake Bortles looking every bit a fantasy star (27:22), 2017 Nick Foles doing his best 2014 Nick Foles impression (31:47), Todd Gurley singlehandedly beating the Seahawks (38:04) and more!

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Heath flies solo on the inaugural Double Switch podcast. Talking MLB power surge, dwindling stolen base numbers, and rising ERAs...and how that affects general draft strategy heading into 2018.

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Pete and Clark are coming at you with a special Wednesday show because Pete is going to the ballet! (1:12) Then it’s right into breaking news as Aaron Rodgers has been cleared to play this week (3:45) and the Patriots have gotten themselves a receiver over 5’11” (5:48). The guys then give a few of their favorite Week 15 starts and sits for those still in the fantasy playoffs (7:53). Finally, for the main event, the guys welcome Pro Football Focus’ fantasy editor (and Fake Teams alum) Daniel Kelley to play Would You Rather (15:30). Topics include: Brady or Rodgers this week (18:51), Browns fan or your internet history on full display (23:04), every football game played in a snow storm or a dome (28:06), Clark’s Would You Rather masterpiece (31:09) and much more.

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Sadly, no Jordan this week as it’s only Pete and Just Clark Barnes recapping the Week 14 action. The guys start off listing the “You Helped No One” nominees (2:19) then dive right into football talk, including: Carson Wentz’s devastating injury (7:54), Blake Bortles throwing all the shade, plus the NFL has no idea what a suspension is (18:47), is DeAndre Hopkins the best receiver in football (25:53) and Clark takes the blame for Jonathan Stewart’s three touchdown game (33:32). They wrap up the show quickly with a few waiver wire adds so Pete and Clark can get to watching Monday night football (40:39).

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Get ready everyone, the fantasy playoff are here and Pete shaved his mustache. It’s business time. Pete and Clark give their hottest takes heading into the fantasy playoffs, including Blaine Gabbert will outscore Dak Prescott (2:43), Kareem Hunt has become unstartable (12:48), Matt Breida bout to score all the fantasy points (15:01), and Julio Jones isn’t worth a 1st round pick anymore (18:42). The guys then give Week 14 start/sits but really it’s more like what’s your confidence in these players heading into Week 14 as compared to a TV character (24:45) and preview what could be the greatest Thursday night football game ever (35:11).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan recap all the Week 13 action, and even a little post-Week 13 action as the guys start the show addressing Gronk’s suspension (1:36), the Giants’ major house clean (2:38) and then the guys delve into the chaos of Week 13, including Sexy Rexy becoming the Patriots’ go-to scorer (8:05), Mr. Suave Jimmy G getting his first win (15:13), how to handle the Packers’ backfield (26:15), Josh Gordon looking like the Josh Gordon we all remembered (33:11), will Alvin Kamara ever be stopped? how many teams will Mark Ingram bang up the middle? (52:37) and both Carson Wentz and Russell Wilson are good at football (59:32). Don’t worry, the guys also have their Week 13 “You Helped No One” nominees (4:15) and a few names to grab off the waiver wires (1:02:52).

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It’s officially #official: The New York Football Giants are idiots. Pete and Clark open the show in a state of shock at the news of Eli Manning being benched so unceremoniously (1:29). The guys recover enough to talk cushiest fantasy playoff schedules (10:00) including: the Bills’ cakewalk (15:18), Philip Rivers and Keenan Allen looking like fire emojis (30:16) and why the Julio train will keep rolling (33:35). Plus, Pete gives his best Mike Tomlin impression (37:50), Week 13 starts/sits (39:12) and a Thursday night preview which is more about Dak Prescott than actually about the game (50:35).

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