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Pete and Jon are joined by Faketeams writer Ghoji Blackburn to recap Week 7 action. The guys start off nominating their players who helped no one this week (2:02) and then jump right into the games, including a thrilling Oakland victory over the Chiefs Thursday night (8:32), the Panthers don’t know how to use Christian McCaffrey (21:13), Brett Hundley’s first start (26:40), who will Cleveland’s next QB be? (36:18), landing spots for Martavis Bryant (47:19) and finally Pete yells at Dan Quinn about how to use Julio Jones (56:30).

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Pete, Jon and Clark start the show off with a bang with the World’s Fastest Injury Report that’s then cut short because Pete is wildly underprepared (3:11), then the guys play the greatest game in the podcast universe: Would You Rather! (5:06) Topics include: Jordy Nelson or Mike Evans (7:13), Marcus Mariota or Deshaun Watson for rest of the season (14:08), Amari Cooper or Sammy Watkins (26:45) and Andrew Luck or a billion first round picks (37:00). To wrap up the chaos, the guys give their starts/sits for Week 7 (45:26), read Captain Andrew Luck tweets (48:59) and pick the Thursday night game (50:30).

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The guys are back together to breakdown all the Week 6 action. Pete, Jon and Clark start the show with a new segment, “You Helped No One” (2:16) then delve into the past week of football, talking about Aaron Rodgers’ injury (8:55), Bruce Arians bringing Adrian Peterson back from the dead (15:19), the Jets’ phantom fumble (27:55), Texans keep winning (33:49) and why isn’t Orleans Darkwa owned in more leagues? (1:00:11).

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Jon is rolling solo today as Pete is hibernating and Clark is busy. He starts with the biggest news of the NFL world: Adrian Peterson being traded to the Cardinals (1:27) and wonders what happened to the Giants (4:31). Then it’s time to turn the NFL on it’s head and pick some wishful thinking trades to boost player’s fantasy value (10:48), including Stefon Diggs to Washington (12:22) and Joe Mixon getting shipped out of Cincinnati (24:14). He wraps up the show with Week 6 Starts/Sits (27:31) and his Thursday Night Football preview (38:15).

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With Pete and Jon out, Clark is with a whole new crew of bandits—Faketeams writers Ghoji Blackburn and Heath Capps—to discuss all Week 5 action. The guys recap the brewing running back situation in Green Bay (4:47), getting yourself Marlon Mack (15:42), Carson Wentz’s BIG BIG day (23:55), Giants vs Chargers, aka the battle of the losers (36:09), why hasn’t Christian McCaffrey taken over the Panthers’ backfield yet (43:23), finishing up with rapid fire recaps (51:30).

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Pete, Jon and Clark open the show with a quick Tom Petty tribute, talk Wisconsin cheese (1:39), jump right into the World’s Fastest Injury Report aka “Pete Reads Roto Report” (3:00) and have their first Colin Kaepernick debate (8:36). The guys then take it back to highschool and hand out first-quarter superlatives (11:24), including: most likely to star in Transformers 9 (16:27), most likely to be on Broadway (20:43) and most likely to star as Detective Dick Tracy, private eye in a classic film noir (33:42). The guys wrap up the show talking Week 5 starts & sits (37:03) and give their Thursday Night picks (43:50).

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Pete, Jon and Clark come at you, ready to break down Week 4 of NFL action, including the Packers dismantling the Bears on Thursday night (2:51), Jared Goff is for reeeaaaalllll (18:04), the Jets tanking at tanking (20:47), Dalvin Cook tearing his ACL (34:44), Pete swearing off the Patriots defense (39:28), what Derek Carr’s back injury means to the Raiders offense (49:17) and having to refigure out the Seahawks backfield (51:35). Finally the guys send their thoughts to Las Vegas and have a moment of silence to end the podcast (55:57).

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Pete, Jon and Clark are here to get you ready for Week 4 football, starting off with the “Pete reads Roto Report” injury report (2:17). Then, the guys delve into some hypothetical trade ideas (6:10), including LeSean McCoy for Stefon Diggs (10:51), who would you trade Kareem Hunt for? (18:15) and Terrelle Pryor for Mark Ingram (22:36). To wrap up the show, they guys give surprising starts & sits for Week 4 (35:39) and wildly predict Thursday Night Football (44:10).

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Week 3 is over and with that, Pete, Jon and Clark are here to recap all the action and fantasy fallout from each game. To open the show, the guys address the NFL protests (2:25) and then move onto all the NFL games, including an amazing Thursday Night game which only Clark got right, on his second guess (7:32), Pete attempting to do a British accent (17:08), Deshaun Watson almost winning in New England (25:15), Jon almost getting in a car crash (40:03) and Eli Manning earning Clark a Red Lobster dinner (45:30).

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Pete, Jon and Clark return to your earbuds to get you ready for Week 3 NFL action. The guys recap the news (3:48), introduce a new segment called “Ya Done!” (10:50) and then look at player performances so far and decide if they’re a surprise, meaning this is the new them, or a disguise, meaning they’ll change soon (21:52). Finally, they give a wholehearted effort to preview Thursday Night Football even though you probably won’t watch it (52:44).

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