Fake Teams

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show wondering how one-legged Aaron Rodgers beat the Bears and how anyone could be dumb enough to trade Khalil Mack (0:40). In NFL news, Greg Olsen and Delanie Walker both suffered major injuries (5:40) while Clark has to say goodbye to one of his hills (8:35). The guys bring back “You Helped No One” and give their Week 1 nominees (13:00), then take a look at stand out players from Sunday and decide if their performances were trust-worthy or bust-worthy (16:00). Finally, if you can only add one guy off waivers, who’re you adding (41:30)?

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show trying their best to get hyped for the new football season (1:00). In NFL news, the Steelers are not pleased with Le’Veon Bell’s continued hold out, forcing Pete to do his best offensive linemen impression (3:15), plus the Eagles will start the season without two key offensive players (11:25). The guys then give their Week 1 preview/starts and sits (12:35), including why James Conner needs to be on your team (18:00), Odell Beckham vs. Jalen Ramsey (46:15), be wary of Ezekiel Elliott (54:34), and start Brandin Cooks against the Raiders’ dumpster fire defense (1:07:40).

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It’s a crazy show today as Pete, Clark and Jordan record the show while drafting for the RB1 fantasy league (2:00). Prepare for a lot of interruptions. In NFL news, Khalil Mack is now a Bear (2:40), no one knows what Jon Gruden’s plan is for the Raiders (8:10), injury strikes the 49ers’ backfield (9:30) and an old friend returns to the Chargers (12:00). The guys then place their beer bets for the 2018 NFL regular season (15:00).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show not talking about Sharp Objects’ epic finale but instead how excited everyone is for the RB1 fantasy league (1:48)! In NFL news, Aaron Rodgers is now a rich mama jama (4:11), the Saints have a new quarterback (9:20), Doug Baldwin isn’t 100% (12:00), and Mychal Kendrick got busted for insider trading (14:25). The guys then play the greatest game known to the podcast universe: Would You Rather!? (15:45).

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TWO-A-WEEKS ARE BACK! It’s just Pete and Clark today to celebrate, but they open the show discovering Clark’s doppelgänger, so not all is lost (1:25). In NFL news, Odell Beckham got paid (3:13), the Jaguars lost a receiver for the year (9:05) and the Patriots have an attractiveness problem now that Eric Decker retired (14:00). The guys then give their biggest preseason overreactions and how it’s changed their draft day strategies (17:00).

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Welcome to the first annual Great Fantasy Football Preview Show of Greatness! To celebrate, Pete, Clark and Jordan welcome back friend of the show Ginger Nic to talk everything fantasy. But first, Adrian Peterson is back in the NFL (3:15) and the Saints cut Nic’s favorite veteran running back (7:00). The guys then get you ready for your fantasy football drafts by sharing their favorite sleepers and PLAPs this year (8:45) along with their top draft day strategies (37:10).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with a little RB1 history and a huge realization from Pete (1:00). In the news, Jalen Ramsey pulled a Michael Scott and roasted every quarterback in the league (3:20), Hue Jackson punished Antonio Callaway in the strictest way possible (9:00), and the Seahawks yet again lost a running back just before the season starts (11:45). The guys then run through the entire NFC and give either a fantasy sleeper or bust for each team this year (19:00).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show welcoming fellow Fake Teams writer Ginger Nic on to defend his top 100 rankings and compare beards with Clark (3:05). It’s a wide receiver heavy news week in the NFL with the Browns trading a wide receiver (13:06), the Patriots releasing a wide receiver (16:20) and the Buccaneers promoting a wide receiver (19:00). The guys then run through the entire AFC and give either a fantasy sleeper or bust for each team this year (20:25).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating Clark’s big life step as he’s just moved in with his lady friend (1:30). In NFL news, the Patriots thinned out their wide receiver position (2:18), Frank Gore continues to defy Father Time (7:08) and Corey Davis has a large appetite (9:16). The guys then go over FakeTeams’ Top 100 rankings and give their expert analysis (12:00).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with another half-assed attempt at getting the podcast sponsored, this time from New Balance (1:30). In NFL news, Vikings’ O-line coach Tony Sparano sadly passed away (4:20), the Rams signed Todd Gurley to a record breaking deal (5:47), people are freaking out over Jimmy Garoppolo’s love life (13:10), and we have our first sighting of the Lamar Jackson hype train (18:00). The guys then take a look at current ADPs and share the ones they love and hate the most (22:15).

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