Fake Teams

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show reviewing the new Sonic trailer which, spoiler alert, looks terrible (0:50). In NFL news, Tyreek Hill is a confirmed piece of shit (7:05), Josh Rosen is a class act (14:40) and Doug Baldwin might sadly have to hang up the cleats (24:16). The guys then recap their NFL Draft beer bets (27:05) and give their favorite rookie landing spots (32:35). Finally, it’s time for Game of Nic as the guys gush over an amazing episode of Game of Thrones (58:55).

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Pete is joined by special guest Becca (his wife) to break down the entire first round of the NFL draft.

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show getting hyped for a weekend of chaos with the NFL draft, Battle of Winterfell and Avengers Endgame all happening in the next four days (0:50). In NFL news, the Chiefs made a strange trade for Frank Clark (4:10), the Bills signed another running back (10:15), Robbie Gould wants to get traded (14:30), and Patrick Peterson almost got traded (21:25). The guys then get ready for the draft by placing their beer bets, including the exact number of quarterbacks taken in the first round (23:40). Finally, Nic runs away again as everyone else recaps Game of Thrones and makes their pick for who’s going to die next episode (46:40).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show talking about an eventful weekend of sports including Tiger Wood’s Masters win (1:00). In NFL news, Russell Wilson made a lot of money while lying in bed (5:00), the Patriots signed a veteran wide receiver (10:55), and the Chargers jump into the top 5 of best jerseys in the NFL (12:50). The guys then give their 100% correct NFL mock draft, filled with trades, wide receivers and offensive linemen (16:35). Finally, they scare Nic off the podcast recapping episode one of Game of Thrones (1:10:15).

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Pete, Clark and Nic open the show with Pete explaining his horse throat and a wonderful travel show drinking game you can play if you want to learn while getting buzzed (1:10). In NFL news, Antonio Brown has beef with JuJu Smith-Schuster, who has nothing but love for him in return (5:30), Pete reads Jordan’s response to reports of the Packers’ dysfunction (12:40), and the Jets didn’t totally f*ck up their new uniforms (27:25). The guys then play the greatest game on the internet: Would You Rather, involving some rather hard and introspective questions (33:35). Finally they get hyped for the final season of Game of Thrones and predict who’ll sit upon the iron throne (49:30).

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Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with some quick NFL news—Justin Houston’s set to terrorize Clark’s Texans (2:35) and our favorite news segment, “Reading Only NFL Dot Com’s Headlines and Not the Articles Themselves!”, returns (5:55)—before spending the rest of the show celebrating Rob Gronkowski’s Hall of Fame career. Pete says goodbye, because Gronk is obviously listening (10:55), and the guys give their favorite Gronk moments and remember just how dominate he was (15:10). Finally, they move onto the tight end fantasy landscape for 2019 featuring Jordan’s way-too-early tiered rankings (30:10).

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Heath goes through each position in baseball and gives the players he’s excited about in fantasy baseball and that one’s he just can’t seem to stop drafting.

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Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show planning their coup to overthrow Pete since he’s too busy making good life decisions to host this week (0:30). In NFL free agency, Le’Veon Bell is now a Jet (1:55), Golden Tate replaced Odell Beckham Jr. (7:25), Fitzmagic is taking his talents to South Beach (13:30), plus a couple underrated signings that still have fantasy value (22:40). The guys then each share the one team they want to see win a Super Bowl (32:25) and follow it up with a little breaking news (40:00).

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Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show in a state of hysteria after learning the Giants traded Odell Beckham Jr. to the Browns (1:00) and try their best to calmly discuss the fantasy ramifications of the move (3:00). The guys then recap NFL free agency thus far, including what’s Antonio Brown’s value in Oakland? (12:24), Nick Foles unsurprisingly is a Jaguar (19:55), Pete’s already over-drafting Devin Funchess (26:22), DeSean Jackson is the perfect receiver for Carson Wentz (34:00), Clark says goodbye to the Honey Badger (41:45), and finally more breaking news to wrap things up (53:00).

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Pete and Clark open the show answering some of the more inappropriate questions from the NFL combine, leading to a whole reimagining of the entire draft process (1:30). In NFL news, the Steelers might have found a trade partner for Antonio Brown (9:40), if the Cardinals take Kyler Murray, where will Josh Rosen go? (13:45), and Clark confesses his love for D.K. Metcalf (20:22). The guys then give their bold free agency predictions including Le’Veon Bell’s new team (26:40), Teddy Bridgewater leading an NFC team to the Super Bowl (37:00), and Jimmy Garoppolo forcing Tom Brady to retire (40:00). Also, it seems like Clark’s dog is trying to kill him (48:20).

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