Hello Closeteers, and welcome to toothgate 2021. We're getting into dental, damn! Inside the Closet is giving you a glamorous look into the cosmetic procedures that keep us looking pretty from veneers to full scalp scabbing. Emma and Matteo each call their moms about moving back home, and we owe 1 pop star an actual apology. Give us a listen, and if you like it be sure to subscribe and review. If you really like it, follow us on Instagram. If you want us to afford rent in New York, sign up for our Patreon for new bonus content every week. We love you all. 
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Fall of the Mall

You won't believe what NYC comedians Emma Willmann and Matteo Lane talk about Inside the Closet. Join Emma and Matteo as they share their experiences of being gay comics in mainstream culture.

Comedy

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Matteo talks about flying private to walk in a fashion show, meeting Tyra Banks and they have an announcement for Inside the Closet listeners!
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Ms. Willmann and Ms. Lane.

This week we replay an audience favorite "vintage" Inside The Closet from April 2019 featuring Bob the Drag Queen. Emma and Matteo get into her origin story, drag cruises, and have Bob weigh in on a debate that's been going on for years on Inside The Closet.
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Big Tooth Energy W/ Bob the Drag Queen Encore

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet. This week, Emma and Matteo talk resolutions, holiday plans, fruity friendly sports, and more! Happy Holidays!
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Just One Day Off

Hello Closeteers, and welcome to another episode on Inside the Closet! This week, Emma and Matteo are joined by the second son of New Milford PA Nick Smith to talk growing up in a small town and hating your classmates, cheating on tests like a pro, how to stick out at a hockey game, Thanksgiving, and more!
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This Comedian Needs No Introduction

Hello Closeteers, in light of the tragedy at Club Q in Colorado Springs, Emma and Matteo are taking a pause this week. Support victims through the Colorado Healing Fund. 
We'll replay segments from an audience favorite "Unforeseeable Future Diarrhea," about overwhelming food choices and neighbors having loud sex, and more!
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Fall of the Mall

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