We promise we are not out to deceive you! This is a real podcast episode where we talk about Book #46: The Deception. Tessa can't stop giggling and Brayden doesn't know how to say "Admiral". 

Highlights: 13 seconds of lip-stretching (15.10-15.23), Morphing Michael Phelps, How fast can a fast boat go?

We are here! We have no fear! We're talking fast and cracking wise about book #45: The Revelation! This episode also reveals Tessa's favourite ice cream flavour and Brayden making himself sad again. Also near the end of this one we try to parse out the American Military Ranking System.

Highlights: Pineapple Controversy, Hapless Action Comedy Autopilot, and a *chef's kiss* Enya cover.

'Ello, mate! This week, we talk book #44: The Unexpected, and make an unexpected judgement call on Australia. Sorry, 'Straya. Also we get really deep into the lore of the Chee for some reason. 

Apologies for the little echo, it's a December mystery that can never be solved.

Talking points: Death Guilt, Reoccurring passing out, Tessa's Favourite Christmas Song

Welcome back, everyone! Hold the applause! Y'all are great. We're here to talk about Animorphs #43: The Test! This book gets into heebie-jeebie territory, and I don't just mean the Taxxons!

Highlights: Tessa doesn't remember how many books are in the series, least-jacked kangaroos, oh and warning for slurping sounds from 1:02:26 - 1:02:36. Sorry!

This week, Tessa and Brayden discuss Book 42: The Journey. Mikael is no longer on the podcast; he stepped aside due to personal reasons, which he says are boring but I'm wondering if he's been Yeerk'd this whole time.

Highlights: Very fancy trips inside people, How do you blow out a corner?, the pettiest of petty books.

We are back in The Speaking Tree this week, discussing book #41: The Familiar!

To pay for ruining Brayden's life last episode, we've locked Tessa away in a space ship and sent her off to Mars. Don't worry, she'll be back on Earth next week, but until then, Mikael's going to make some references to Bachelor Frog off-recording and then bring it back up at the end, confusing everyone.

Highlights: History of The Five revealed at last, octodad's business job for business, wombat butt trivia

Finally, we have read a book from the regular, normal, Animorphs series. And it's a doozy. Join us this week as we discuss Book #41: The Familiar on The Dork-Bajir Chronicles!

Talking points include: Business casual Hork-Bajir, so many purple suits, the wild world of psychological sci-fi, and ten long years.

How would you have dealt with the seeing the Ax transmission followed by the invasion of the Yeerks right after? 

How would you have used morphing to help a kid out who you know is being constantly bullied?

Let's say you were visited by a mysterious alien, a Drode perhaps, and this alien wiped your memories of reading Animorphs. Would you start reading the series for the first time, as you are now? Why or why not? 

This week’s Fanimail: 

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R Felix Finch: https://facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=911685279217133&id=417173502001649 

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We’re back at it, folks! Time to get some book learning done now that that wretched TV series is behind us. We dig back into the written word in our discussion of Megamorphs #4: Back to Before on this episode of The Dork-Bajir Chronicles! 

We talk Drode, actually-kind-of-cool sci-fi tropes, time travel, and terrible endings in this return to form after a long hiatus from the book series. Glad to be back!

Fanimail: Arjun Krishna: https://soundcloud.com/user-947395870/rachel-and-tobias

Art from the song’s cover art: MeEmilee

https://www.deviantart.com/meemilee/art/Animorphs-painting-Rachel-and-Tobias-563935653?fbclid=IwAR01S16IgCPmAr80lMJe5SRRXTag5_xuz7LfBZMUCaM79UUtlRSdF0ir6UQ 

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