Fascinating Fae

Ep 38. ✨🍄🍄🍄✨ Did Drake Die 💀? Do Drawings Draw Deities 🖼 ? - or - Mysterious Man, 🐸 👨 Magical Music 🎤, Melodic Mycelium 🎵, Mystical Mycology ✨🍄🍄🍄✨ (P1)

How many fairies can one podcast host?

Or maybe how many podcast episodes can one mystical Garden Gnome hijack.

Maybe if I took a Mighty mouse mouth full of mushrooms. meaning would meld marvelously…

Colorado is cool.

Drake is darling.

Kittens are kittens

Gnomes just don't know when to quit.

And frogs are people…….. When you are tuned in and listening (human or non-human as you come) to….

Fascinating Fae

Ep 37. 🌸🌸🌸 (Petunia), My Powerful Purple Pixie + Dumbfounded by Danielle = Fascinating Fae & a Possibly Perfect Prize Pack VS (Grimble Grumble in the Gears Edition) + 🤹🤹 GNooooooooo...... (Me) 🤯🤔🤯

A reminder.

I'm just a guy who saw a fairy one time.

Be it morning or night… I am blending my brain to bring you this.

Here is a bite of that for you to bother with.

...but before you do...

Be a Buddy, boop a few buttons, and be part of this.

When was the last time you checked your fire alarm batteries? (Watch out for pixies in the particle detectors.)

Or picked purple petunias… peacefully pondering perplexity? (Watch out for gnomes getting grabby in the grass. They have a Great grips.)

Gnomes are no joke. This guy….GG…… Guillotines this up real good.

Get this.… Gnomes get jealous!

After greeting me in the morning, grandstaff in his hand....

He gears up, gliding gleefully across the globe, to get somebody to grant him form as well….

Even if it is a bit… grave.

You will just have to see it to Bee-lieve it.

This guy. He just he will not… Lego. Dino what I mean?

Hopefully this grifter retires Down under. For the moment, my advice to his maker. Lock him Up!

Get over your grinning, face(less), glory.

Please…?

I don't even know any more.

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✨✨ There are Prizes….. And then there are Powerful Prizes. ✨✨

A Doll from Danielle definitely, undeniably deals out deluges of dizzy, dazzling, demonstration's… Dumbfounded again. …. Definitely….. :-(

Well played my friend. My don't mess with Danielle daily reminder… runs deep.

To win a deity doppelgänger by Danielle…. May disqualify your insurance. Transport you and your pets to the fairy realm.

Or make you…maybe need to change your shorts 💩👖💩

Additionally it will require you to consider placement of all of your objects from a new perspective…… you know… because they are most likely just going to move on their own…. and shit. 💩🤯💩

Petunia, my Powerful Purple Pixie. Pleased to meet you!

Thank you for starting the show. By showing yourself to me. A lot of people really appreciate it.

Nobody….. More than me 🌸 ❤️ 🌸 ❤️ 🌸

Fucking Fabulous.

I want somebody to win, and wonder with us. Will you be willing?

Danielle did ask & you wandered in….. Not all who wander are lost. 🪄

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How to win for free!

Spotify application on a phone. Put your amazing comment on any episode to be entered. Each comment. Is one entry! October 31 midnight we draw.

(Please also note…. Give a show a star rating anywhere you can access spotify. Unfortunately it does not show your name. But it feels good for me, and helps the show be discovered by new listeners. Thank you)

Apple podcasts. Give a show a star rating. Place a comment on the show as a whole. This also put you in the draw.

Don't wanna do it that way? Email me your nice review, a paragraph min…. Mooooore is better.

I aggregate all of these reviews on the website. Come. October 31 if you are on the review section of my website you are entered in the drawing.

I'm going to ask a particular birthday girl if she will hold the cards, and do the draw…….

A reminder.

I'm just a guy who saw a fairy one time.

Be it morning or night… I am blending my brain to bring you this.

Be a Buddy, boop a few buttons, and be part of this.

When was the last time you checked your fire alarm batteries? (Watch out for pixies in the particle detectors.)

Or picked purple petunias… peacefully pondering perplexity? (Watch out for gnomes getting grabby in the grass. They have a Great grips.)

Gnomes are no joke. This guy….GG…… Guillotines this up real good.

Get this.… Gnomes get jealous!

After greeting me in the morning, grandstaff in his hand....

He gears up, gliding gleefully across the globe, to get somebody to grant him form as well….

Even if it is a bit… grave.

You will just have to see it to Bee-lieve it.

This guy. He just he will not… Lego. Dino what I mean?

Hopefully this grifter retires Down under. For the moment, my advice to his maker. Lock him Up!

Get over your grinning, face(less), glory.

Please…?

I don't even know any more.

-

✨✨ There are Prizes….. And then there are Powerful Prizes. ✨✨

A Doll from Danielle definitely, undeniably deals out deluges of dizzy, dazzling, demonstration's… Dumbfounded again. …. Definitely….. :-(

Well played my friend. My don't mess with Danielle daily reminder… runs deep.

To win a deity doppelgänger by Danielle…. May disqualify your insurance. Transport you and your pets to the fairy realm.

Or make you…maybe need to change your shorts 💩👖💩

Additionally it will require you to consider placement of all of your objects from a new perspective…… you know… because they are most likely just going to move on their own…. and shit. 💩🤯💩

Petunia, my Powerful Purple Pixie. Pleased to meet you!

Thank you for starting the show. By showing yourself to me. A lot of people really appreciate it.

Nobody….. More than me 🌸 ❤️ 🌸 ❤️ 🌸

Fucking Fabulous.

I want somebody to win, and wonder with us. Will you be willing?

Danielle did ask & you wandered in….. Not all who wander are lost. 🪄

-

How to win for free!

Spotify application on a phone. Put your amazing comment on any episode to be entered. Each comment. Is one entry! October 31 midnight we draw.

(Please also note…. Give a show a star rating anywhere you can access spotify. Unfortunately it does not show your name. But it feels good for me, and helps the show be discovered by new listeners. Thank you)

Apple podcasts. Give a show a star rating. Place a comment on the show as a whole. This also put you in the draw.

Don't wanna do it that way? Email me your nice review, a paragraph min…. Mooooore is better.

I aggregate all of these reviews on the website. Come. October 31 if you are on the review section of my website you are entered in the drawing.

I'm going to ask a particular birthday girl if she will hold the cards, and do the draw…….

Episode 36. 🤹 +🎴= 🤯 A Beastie Beginning 2 The Quantum Cards Cliffhanger Conclusion 🤹 +🎴= 🤯

Curl up on a cushion, with a cup of confusion… clearly. The 🐱 toooooo. Miaow.

Sit, sip slowly, savour the sensation of a lightsaber swiftly slicing, your sense of reality into swaths.

The Travelocity gnome might be famous for it….

Granted…. But….Our guy Grimble Grumble….. Gets around!

The United Kingdom is infested, crawling, and thicker than a (vegan) truckstop milkshake… with fairies.

How cool is that Claire?... colour me confused and craving Clarity.

Gem… that is one grand garden gnome you've got going on thanks for getting him going

Emma…… Embarks on an immersive Emergency search…. Ending in Electrifying, Eye-popping, Enchanting, etch into your brain kind of excellent podcasting.

Still think I'm the one making the show?

“The woman from Australia” Elizabeth understands they have unlimited access….

Pick a card, any card.

Chance, chooses?

Chime in if you think it's more like… Schrodinger's 🐱…. I mean cards. They were always the cards you chose, & not at the same time.

Invisible hands moving real life objects?

Maybe it's a mirage. Most of it. Mainly. More or less.

Maybe we are meeting in the middle.

Is a fairy a time machine? Going around and around and around. Has this all happened before?

Mind blowing any way you may muddle it over.

As we say here in Canada. Pitter patter get at’er…. those Tiny Little Footsteps might be racing you up the stairs.

Speaking of racing. There's a touch of that too. . . It's pretty fly!

William was going to talk about a gnome that stacked up a few coins. So… Grimble Grumble got on the grandstand…. getting the glory.

Emma was going to talk about Little gnomes in the carpet. Grimble Grumble couldn't contemplate that now could he?

Still think it's my show?

Hey Grimble. Get over yourself. 👎

I am the main Guy. Got it? 👍

Fae my life…. Do I owe Brian an interdimensional rave with fairies on a private island? 🧚‍♀️

Alex you DJ. 🎤

Vicky…. official greeter. 😊 🤝 👹

Albert… Will be “tending” bar. 🍺

GG on audio / visuals ⬇️

Countdown, 1.5.6. ………... A.E.F…………✨…………..FAE!

Ep 35. 🎴Quantum Cards.🎴 Entangled Emma.🎴

Move over Danielle. Or so I thought…. Danielle dolls definitely double down… storming back later. We will get there.

Look everybody. Or…. I mean listen….

What started off as a mission to confirm with my visual look at a flying purple fairy…. Has become something entirely unexpected all together.

Starting with synchronicity's between guests I started to feel weird at times hosting the show.

After objects move in my home while I was talking with Danielle. It was like something unlocked.

A barrier bridged gets easier to cross every time….

Then came Gem, & a Garden gnome giddy to get free and explore the world was hitchhiking on her words….

My computer simply has not been the same. I actually sent screenshots to Apple support community forum. No one can explain the audio settings. I have four separate screenshots of impossible to replicate changes.

All different.

All specifically at times… making this show.

Kati. blew my brain, by bringing birds out of the bushes. After bending my belief in what in fact is a person…

Unfortunately. Unbelievably. Unexplainably. 3 separate faceless people have come directly to my open front door. One of them while recording a ready to be released episode with Drake…. At dusk.

Two of them at dawn. Dangerously. Every time.

This is also related in no small way to the woman that appeared mysteriously out of the river. Or the cave. Or the veil. Is there a difference?

Begin a fairy podcast at your own discretion and caution.

Oh my. Emma.

This is actually about her….

Emerge your mind in her energy. Listen to the astonishment as she realises what is going on while we are recording. Yes. Fairies show up for the episodes. This is what I'm telling you, everybody….

I wake up feeling Emma sounds in the introduction, while trying to make my Coffee.

Every, engrossing, existential, explosive day.

Please come on the show. Especially if you just like everybody else, you're telling the truth. Let's see what happens when we come on together.

Do you experience the Fascinating Fae Effect? 

I experience all of the above

It can take its toll.

Especially when the fairies come to your front door. Move things in your home. Enter your dreams…. And more

I am just parking. I am going for gas

If you see me with a jerrycan in my hand. You know what to do…

❤️

323 followers to September 1

727 shy of 1000

Do you experience the Fascinating Fae Effect? 

Well my fellow analytical, addicted, astonished, & amped Army of Amazing Amigos!

Here is one episode that will last you all weekend. 

Clocking in at just under three hours, and chock-full of everything we are all about…. you're going to hear the prior conversation as well as the show. It was all just too good.

Thank you Elizabeth. Thank you Australia. 

When is a bird not a bird? When is a squirrel not a squirrel?

What is our true nature? What is natures true nature?

What is in fact, really going on?

If you could take a photograph of a different quantum plane. Would you know what you're holding in your hand?

Would you let it change how you think and feel? Or would you just reach over to your dust cloth?

Liz has sent me the first picture I have ever seen, that looks identical to what came into the wheel house that night on my boat. 

I'm glad that I reached out to her. The first time I've done it, this way in fact. 

I learned a lot. I had actual pain in my face muscles from smiling so much. Finally…

After we were done. My computer & the audio settings were again manipulated to direct my attention towards incredible information. No doubt. By our compadre… GG.

Something that comes directly into play during the interview / episode that comes afterwards in a way that blows my mind… a completely new bar for the fairies involved in production of a show. To say the least….. Stay tuned. 

Ep 33.  🐱 💀+🐰🧚‍♀️ —- ✂️ Bunny Bridles, Bashful Brett & Her Beautiful Book, (or) Coffee & Curls, Corgis & Kittens, Curiosity & Creativity, a Clean Cat Cranium Christening, The Climbing Creature Quantum Critter Cemetery Caretaker, & Conversation Cut Short. (and) Dear, Deer Deity Dude… ✂️ —- 🐱 💀+🐰🧚‍♀ 

In Lane one. Peter Cottontail, Jockey, Frank Fairytale.

In Lane 2. A Commandeered Corgi, Captain, a Quantum Creature…

Human & nonhuman listeners, start your engines… because. We are off!

Or at least the recording software was… possibly for the most perplexing portal part of the podcast. Brett. I will just have to bring you back…

Is it possible that the fairy phenomenon being spoken about did not want everybody to know? It has literally happened before multiple times. 

Feelings that you're pretty far, far-flung, from Kansas are fine. We are in Indiana after all. I am pretty sure that deer live in every single part of the continental United States however….

Do cats see fairies full-time? Is it in their biology?

Just like the cat’s ability to move silently and unseen, the cat skull implies that there are truths and realities beyond our immediate perception, waiting to be discovered and understood.

If you were born on Halloween, make incredible, very inspired, directly interfacing fae art, with hundreds of thousands of followers on Instagram… or otherwise want to… Place ”1 foot in the green”, and then Gather your goblins and get going…. 

Great! Grand emails don't send thems”elves”

https://fascinatingfae.com/

London is calling, and I live by the river. (When you get it, you'll get it)

I have always figured that the fairy-realm was for-real. Tonight we find-out for-sure!

From mind altering drugs, mushrooms, to mindfulness, meditation and more the minutes that we make with Claire, maintain a marvellous, mellow mood…

A pair of fairy podcast hosts walk into a bar, bartender says what will we want? My answer… whatever she's whispering.

Her name is Claire and she just don't care, that you are coloured confused and seeing creatures everywhere. 

Actually she does. 

But that has better flow for my upcoming rap album about the fairies.

Working title. WTFae

If you are Jo HH or another lurking podcast host about the fairies… that I don't know about. And you would like to be on the show. Send me a hello. 👋🤚

Texas, take two. 

… And call me in the morning…. 

Kati kindly, doesn't quit, quality encounters, qualified curiosity, quick and quirky. I could have kept chatting continuously.

Is there a difference between Childlike, & childish? Clearly…

If you felt a Fae, would the feeling fill you? Oh fück yes….

If a big bad Bruiser came bursting through the bush, would you blink? Yes, badly…

Creatures created, plants protected, guardians guarding gardens. This is a good one.

If you want to teach me about Texas, or any other kind of titillating truth. The email address is…. [email protected]

Texas tickles my entanglement thinking, and truthfully… teaches me a lesson… all the way here on the West Coast.

A completely comforting & confusing quantum couple of minutes preceded this conversation. It was no coincidence.

When is a bird, not a bird? 

What is the sound of a fairy with wings? 

Are fairies from another planet? 

Are aliens from another dimension? 

WTFae… f’ed if I know.

That which I do know; is that Katie is cool, creative, compassionate, clever, considerate, kind, a creature creator, and a colossal storyteller.

Which is why we get a Fascinating Fae 1st, 2 part episode.

Be there, or be square as….The Green-Gold BuzzBomb…. Brings us back to where we began next week!!

If you want to blow my mind… by all means, be on the show! [email protected]