Follow me down the rabbit hole as I take you on the journey I had on a Greyhound bus bound for Los Angeles. (No butt stuff)

The week in review; I rant about gigabytes and computers and who the hell knows what else; Brand new song that actually isn't about butt stuff!; McDonalds, child labor and how I offended the entire nation of India with one careless click of a button.

A quick update on all things Fat Guy and what's coming up; Jose Valentino performs "Cowboy with a dick of gold"; What the Truman show would really be like.

Brace yourself as I go on a very profane tirade about the piece of shit scumbag that ripped me off by selling me a non-functioning washing machine; Does anyone remember flashers?; Karens are tired of being called Karens and they would like to speak to the manager.

So I completely deviate from my normal half hour of silliness to catch up with an old friend and talk about punk rock music. Thank you Ayron for being on the show!

Track: Dear Landlord "Three to the beach"

Why can't I quit you, butt stuff?; New movie trailer with Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in Frankenstein; Grand Theft Covid until I make a sharp left turn into taking way too much pleasure listening to people be set on fire (not real people); Soda pop shop song about my (pretend) gay love for Lafayette.

Everyone else gets a clip show, so why can't I have one? After 101 shows I am taking the night off, so enjoy some of Fat Guy Loves Cake's finest music and movie trailers from past episodes. *All music, beats, vocals and voices by Joey Valentine

I become Jason Brody and terrorize the Aztec/Jamaican/Mexicans of South America's jungles; California Boy has been remastered for your listening pleasure; I test drive a new auto-censoring program with hilarious results; If I were a teacher (it would not end well)

Join us in part one of the 1st ever "Fat Guy Loves Cake Trivia Championship" between the dorks from Nerds Talking the podcast as I quiz them with a slew of questions about 80's and 90's pop culture. A lot of fun is to be had amongst friends, but only one nerd can be crowned the Fat Guy champion. As soon as you're done here, head over to Nerds talking the podcast for part 2 the finale!

Host: Joey Valentine

Contestants: Lafayette, Carlos, Johnny, Laura

Nerds Talking the podcast: https://open.spotify.com/show/571u8Xul79tLyn0VcRVbfn?si=9260c84e415b4804

Lafayette gives up the rap game and writes me the sweetest love ballad ever; That time I took ecstacy and a long haired butt rocker tried to join my band; Another installment of dick pics; The time I married a banana