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I put together some interesting facts about Christmas for you guys' entertainment. The most interesting fact about this list, is that not once do I mention putting something in someone's ass. Merry Christmas!

*Coming Christmas day is the Die Hard episode! Don't miss it!

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As it often does, tragedy comes with comedy, and our time on this earth is unfortunately short and finite. We're almost through 2022, and I want to remind everyone that as much as I hate people in general for how awful they can be to each other, I do believe in what I say when I end my show with the words "Be nice". Make the most of every moment you have. Be thoughtful of others. Be considerate of someone you have never even met. Grab the people close to you and shake them and say "Do you have any idea how much I love you and how lucky I am to be a part of your life?!". 

We have to laugh or the reality of life will make us dead inside. I refuse to mourn the loss of those I love, but be thankful I was lucky enough to have known them.

Please. Be nice.

Cop serves shit sandwich, keeps job; No one ever told me Santa wasn't real; Trailer for "Santa's Hoes"; I absolutely fucking destroy all previous 80's bands with my own 80's music that I wrote, composed and performed; The long, awesome and weird life of Hulk Hogan

Music: It's the 80's, Night Run

Artist: Me. 

I interview Britney Griner, fresh off the plane and back on US soil; I discuss a man selling imaginary friends and souls on Amazon; Man sexually assaults tickle me Elmo doll (yes, seriously); Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield are selling gummi ears laced with pot; YouTuber with 14 MILLION subscribers mistakes Chinese man for being Japanese, doubles down and makes us proud to be American.

Music: Bell-Biv-DeJoe "Poison"

I accidentally had sex with a man;  Colin and Tonya: two sports legends that took a knee; Man bangs dog, man goes to jail (Florida of course); Kanye thinks Elon is a half Chinese lab created supermodel; Offensive hand gestures from other countries.

Music: Ministry

Al Jourgensen: Me

I talk about Kanye some more because he keeps giving me reason to; Another delightful of "Dear Joey"

Soccer finally scores a goal I care about by giving the women's team equal pay; Kanye gives mad props to his best friend Adolf; Interview with a professional ejaculator. 

Happy Thanksgiving! I mean to talk about a lot of things, but somehow talk about the World cup for most of the time. Don't miss the new trailer for the upcoming Disney Plus Star Wars show "Benny and Luke" 

HUP! Brought to you by the great nation of Canada.

I open up about my ED; Everything you ever wanted to know about sperm but were afraid to ask: 12 sperm myths debunked.

Joey Valentine takes a much needed day off to let Lafayette and Carlos host for a few minutes. Joey will be back on Wednesday. Talk of butt stuff expected to stay at an obsessively awkward level. (I mean, what is this guy's deal?)