I accidentally had sex with a man;  Colin and Tonya: two sports legends that took a knee; Man bangs dog, man goes to jail (Florida of course); Kanye thinks Elon is a half Chinese lab created supermodel; Offensive hand gestures from other countries.

Music: Ministry

Al Jourgensen: Me

I talk about Kanye some more because he keeps giving me reason to; Another delightful of "Dear Joey"

Soccer finally scores a goal I care about by giving the women's team equal pay; Kanye gives mad props to his best friend Adolf; Interview with a professional ejaculator. 

Happy Thanksgiving! I mean to talk about a lot of things, but somehow talk about the World cup for most of the time. Don't miss the new trailer for the upcoming Disney Plus Star Wars show "Benny and Luke" 

HUP! Brought to you by the great nation of Canada.

I open up about my ED; Everything you ever wanted to know about sperm but were afraid to ask: 12 sperm myths debunked.

Joey Valentine takes a much needed day off to let Lafayette and Carlos host for a few minutes. Joey will be back on Wednesday. Talk of butt stuff expected to stay at an obsessively awkward level. (I mean, what is this guy's deal?)

I'M DOWN! OK, so this is not actually an episode because your man Joey Valentine is experiencing major technical difficulty and my Dell laptop has to take a little vacation to be fixed. In the meantime, think about how much your life would suck if I stopped making shows. Feel free to revisit the old ones until I get back, hopefull no longer than a week. Love you all!

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger...I go on an entire episode rant about the insane antics of Kanye West, and the trail of absurdity he has left in his wake. 

I go down the awesome list of people who have loved me and supported me and thank them; I then turn around and insult everyone in the world for bad grammar and misuse of simple words on the internet; I also attack people who need attention on the internet; And finally, a to-do list if you ever go to a baseball game.

Alcoholism is a very serious and dangerous problem. Quitting without medical help can cause seizures and even death. If you ever need someone to talk to, I am always here for those who suffer, even if it's not alcohol. 

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HUT!

Crocs are not cool. Ever. OK?; Ask me about my testicles; I examine a 17 minute porno movie involving the world's most talkative man.