Fat Guy Loves Cake

What's on the menu for lunch? Accidental racism; What's on the menu for lunch? Embezzlement; The absolutely fascinating can't miss story about a woman who was carded for an Arnold Palmer; Dear Joey

I'm feeling pretty ill, and not like RUN DMC, so I had Lafayette, Carlos and Johnny from Nerds Talking the podcast fill in for me. See you cats on Monday.

I wrap up this week's NFL playoffs and give it a recap fat guy style; Man "swallows" entire banana wrapped in a condom, of course I'm going to talk about it; The Estate of Mr. Astley versus Gravy.  

I get an amazing gift via fan mail, and it gets me in trouble; The police need not be armed but with paddles; The Testicuzzi; Pam Anderson writes a book-sex tape still more popular.

Let's talk about the Cowboys and how they completely flush season after season down the terlet, making me look like an asshole in front of all my friends; More terrible shirts to show how unlikeable white people can be; Man burgles house. Man learns doggy style. German style.

National Guard General finds new way to spend your tax dollars; Tennessee police station becomes the best little whorehouse in Texas, er, Tennessee; Mel Gibson ousted from New Orleans parade: manages to say nice-ish things about Jews.

I talk about comic-con and would I be able to beat up everyone there; R. Kelly please don't pee on me; I want to make an 80's mutant end of the world movie and I have the soundtrack to prove my dedication.

You may not be a slut, but you wear a slut's costume; New year, old fat: my courageous uphill battle to buy Snickers bars; A no bullshit ghost story from my childhood. (even though ghosts aren't real)

Can you believe it?! Fat Guy Loves Cake has one million subscribers! Joey splits the atom! Wins Nobel peace prize for largest things stuck in his own ass! I bought a Maserati. I'm going to the moon! 

There was a time when Glamour Shots ruled the world. Do you remember? Your hair does; Jew and half men trailer; Facts about sex you probably didn't know.