Fat Guy Loves Cake

I'M DOWN! OK, so this is not actually an episode because your man Joey Valentine is experiencing major technical difficulty and my Dell laptop has to take a little vacation to be fixed. In the meantime, think about how much your life would suck if I stopped making shows. Feel free to revisit the old ones until I get back, hopefull no longer than a week. Love you all!

I ain't sayin she's a gold digger...I go on an entire episode rant about the insane antics of Kanye West, and the trail of absurdity he has left in his wake. 

I go down the awesome list of people who have loved me and supported me and thank them; I then turn around and insult everyone in the world for bad grammar and misuse of simple words on the internet; I also attack people who need attention on the internet; And finally, a to-do list if you ever go to a baseball game.

Alcoholism is a very serious and dangerous problem. Quitting without medical help can cause seizures and even death. If you ever need someone to talk to, I am always here for those who suffer, even if it's not alcohol. 

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HUT!

Crocs are not cool. Ever. OK?; Ask me about my testicles; I examine a 17 minute porno movie involving the world's most talkative man.

I retell the harrowing tale of how I and my fat body conquered the steel industry and destroyed an office chair; Also, I wander into madness talking about movie believability, Angela Lansbury, and Con-Air. Just good old-fashioned jibber jabber.

I'm really not gay, but I really do have an obsession; Halloween costume ideas leads to a very gross internet search and I make it gay(er); Your mother told you never leave your house with dirty underwear on. Your mother, not mine; A second English lesson that America clearly needs. 

Fat Guy progress report number 2; No matter what the subject I spiral into talking about butt sex. There is no punchline. I'm concerned; Going against my own values, I decide to let a certain group of people have it. 

Fat Guy progress report; I make a confession to Carlos and hope my music will heal his gay heart; If aliens exist, they're playing with our butts for fun; Old people get a free pass; Don't stop believing (remix)

Produced by Jenchilada and Nutso

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I had a full weekend, so take what you can get; Sir Valentine and his quest to slay the mighty V; I got nothing, so here's a new music track.

Planet Fitness meet Planet Fatass; I hilariously recreate Ken Paxton running for his life from a subpoena, (And Asians); Roadhouse and the one line you might want to reconsider during a fight. 

Song: Coolio (rest in peace, brother) "Fantastic Voyage"