Coffee, donuts and the middle finger: Canada's most wanted; Midgets mad about being called midgets; 11 things that women want you to stop asking them. 

Would you like an award for being a woman? Just tuck it in!; Catalytic converter theft leads to thief sandwiches aka a happy ending; Mexican drug cartel says "We're sorry! Some people just don't know how to act like nice responsible drug dealers!"; Yippie kay yay, senior citizen!; Kenfucky; An honest to Bob love ballad I wrote and composed. (Followed by lots of disturbing sex noises. HUP!)

Woman goes Karen and gets a McAss-beating; You don't want to buy my car? I'll wizz on your driver's license; States ranked by their abundance of hate groups. Yay! Fun for the kids!

Car dealer relieves himself on woman's license after test drive (hip-hopvibe.com)

Music: King Missile "Detachable penis"

My search for an adult film star named Dick Delaware takes an unusual turn as I delve into his personal life.

You must be this thin to ride this ride; Catalytic converter thief gets turned into scumbag hamburger; I don't think you're allowed to ask if she has one; A round up of strange things I found in the for sale section of Craigslist.

In the little over a year of doing FGLC, this episode has been the most listened to, and what started off as a harmless game of gay chicken, turned into about a dozen songs of me professing my love for Lafayette and a proclivity for sticking it in his ass. Thanks to all the cats at Nerds Talking for indulging me and my warped sense of humor. (Lafayette, Carlos, and the infamous Johnny Butt Stuff)

Verse 1

So I heard you wanna start a battle with the fat man, tryin to make me look gay is the Nutso master plan

Now tellin everybody bout my business ain't right, let me tell you bout a crazy dream I had last night

I seen Nutso hangin out in the men's room stalls, workin on each one, slurp slurpin on some balls

Twenty men deep had formed a long line, on his knees mouth open with a "enter here" sign

Nuts runnin down his chin and onto his shirt. I heard Nutso say, "That's too big, it's gonna hurt!"

Dirty motherfucker. Cock is all he seeks. Just ask him to bend over and he'll spread his butt cheeks.

Verse 2

I'm the kind of guy that has a lot of class, so I'll be real gentle when I stick it in your ass

Smooth as silk, I ain't gonna be rough. All hail Nutso, the king of butt stuff.

Ice on his asshole, he needs some time to rest. Nutso's gonna need a break if he's gonna suck his best

Blisters on his tonsils from gobblin all those cocks, his sphincter's always open if a gay man knocks

Smooth like whiskey but cheap like Fanta. He's emptied more sacks than a year round Santa

Suck suck suckin on balls like Dracula, but it wasn't all that spectacular

Verse 3

Now why you wanna make me do all of this work, just stick to the Nerds Talking and the circle jerk

See I'ma burn you down, leave you nerds in my wake. Just stick to the butt stuff, and me?

I'll stick to the cake.

What's on the menu for lunch? Accidental racism; What's on the menu for lunch? Embezzlement; The absolutely fascinating can't miss story about a woman who was carded for an Arnold Palmer; Dear Joey

I'm feeling pretty ill, and not like RUN DMC, so I had Lafayette, Carlos and Johnny from Nerds Talking the podcast fill in for me. See you cats on Monday.

I wrap up this week's NFL playoffs and give it a recap fat guy style; Man "swallows" entire banana wrapped in a condom, of course I'm going to talk about it; The Estate of Mr. Astley versus Gravy.  

I get an amazing gift via fan mail, and it gets me in trouble; The police need not be armed but with paddles; The Testicuzzi; Pam Anderson writes a book-sex tape still more popular.