Fat Guy Loves Cake

Racing the elderly for fun; 13 year old female Australian pulls the first ever 720 done by a girl (awesome!); Big girls and hurdles don't mix; Man steals massive dildo from local sex shop and all I have is more questions

After finally completing the video to my smash hit "Joey and Lafayette 4 eva" I talk about all the events leading up to getting it finished and thank the people who helped make it happen.

Look, I don't write this shit, but it's funny to see what people think men hate about women's fashion. Enjoy!

So I'm a slave to trends and I made a video podcast. Which is awesome, because now instead of just talking about gross sexual things (like butt stuff) I can actually use visuals. Also, another heaping helping of advice as I go over "17 things men do that women are turned off by".

The 300 day journey to weight loss begins! I found a list of things that women (supposedly) lie about doing, and I go over them to see which ones I agree or disagree with.

After shamelessly promoting my new social media, I talk about Michael Jackson and his, uh, grunting noises. I also talk about secrets about men that women don't know. (I think?)

Three of my personal favorite segments from previous episodes.

Fizzy juice and the big fat lie they tell; Brownies and downies; Everything we believe because movies told us they can happen.

After a brief recap of my bloodthirsty cat and my co-worker's proclivity for loading my Amazon cart with gay sex toys, I break down the problem the rest of the world has with The Little Mermaid as well as the documentary Cleopatra starring Shmalli Shmerry.

With the intention of talking about my normal goofy stuff, I accidentally stray into talking about the history of Punk Rock music (sorta), and ramp up the beef between A-A-Ron and Vandy; Weird sex laws in the U.S.