The 300 day journey to weight loss begins! I found a list of things that women (supposedly) lie about doing, and I go over them to see which ones I agree or disagree with.

After shamelessly promoting my new social media, I talk about Michael Jackson and his, uh, grunting noises. I also talk about secrets about men that women don't know. (I think?)

Three of my personal favorite segments from previous episodes.

Fizzy juice and the big fat lie they tell; Brownies and downies; Everything we believe because movies told us they can happen.

After a brief recap of my bloodthirsty cat and my co-worker's proclivity for loading my Amazon cart with gay sex toys, I break down the problem the rest of the world has with The Little Mermaid as well as the documentary Cleopatra starring Shmalli Shmerry.

With the intention of talking about my normal goofy stuff, I accidentally stray into talking about the history of Punk Rock music (sorta), and ramp up the beef between A-A-Ron and Vandy; Weird sex laws in the U.S.

If the last one didn't get me cancelled, this one most certainly will. Man accidentally drops cocaine into Sonic coney; Man selling solar panels door to door blatantly calls Black homeowner the n-word; Church calendar cancelled because White child is juuuuuuust slightly higher up on the page than the rest of the other races.

*At no point do I, Joey Valentine ever use the N-word. (But I do play other people saying it a lot. )

Link to doorbell gaff:

BF3K; Flashback to a time when McDonald's thought they could save black youth from the hood life.

Join me as I retell my adventure through Greece, pleasing many a man along the way (virtually), and I play all of the awesome messages from my dear friends wishing me a happy 200th episode.

30 minute round table with Patrick and Charles from the brand-new podcast "Boys in the woods" where we talk everything from sports to rubber dicks.