Fat Guy Loves Cake

India does something monumental besides give you the runs!; A new trend for women is making a comeback, so get your garden shearers ready; Woman drops two babies out of her SIMULTANEOUSLY; LOL is SOL.

GPTchat made me a script about Joe Biden and his unhealthy obsession with hair sniffing, and it's awesome, and I act it out. Enjoy.

The Queen loans me one of her best in Grant Harris, a popular podcasting personality from across the pond. (Bristol, England!) Listen in as we talk about the differences and similarities of our two very closely related countries.

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The explosively dangerous world of chess bans trans women from playing in the Women's league; High school kids take survey about trans people and give the exact kind of responses that you would (or should) expect; Lizzo hailed by back-up dancers as wonderful! (to keep their jobs) and a fat man gets kicked off of plane for doing fat stuff.

Don't miss next Monday with Grant Harris from across the pond. (Merry old Enga-lund)

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Music: Turnstile "Blackout"

I discover that I'm good at something in video games that I'm good at in real life!; Something about a spider. Stupid.; Native Americans called- they want their name back.

Man breaks his penis and I make you listen to me talk about it; I guess everything means white power now; 13 things men do that women have no idea we do.

Man breaks into house, dog becomes best friend; War of the nerds! Elon and Zuck to battle in the Octagon; Jamie Foxx (accidentally?) gives it to the Jews; Famous wiener tucker is OUT of women's sports. Finally.

Joey Valentine YouTube:

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Holy shit is Lizzo in trouble for some weird stuff and I couldn't be happier to talk about it. Also I launch into a self-hating tirade about my own weight problems.

That's right! The man, the myth, the forever Jew hating Kanye West has been reinstated to X (formerly Twitter) and I couldn't be more excited; 100 trans men enter Italian beauty contest in protest of trans women not being allowed. Soooooo, WOMEN entered the women's contest; Nooga sounds just a little too close to that other word.

I read some excerpts from a 1950 home economic book that teaches women how to make their man happy; Do people taste cat and dog food for a living? Yes. And they get paid well for it.