You think I talked about butt stuff before? Well, I did. So, I'm going to do it some more. This week we talk about a tuba player who kicked some major ass; An OnlyFans model who is literally putting her tang in a soon to be released beer; The study of how many people a year get things stuck in their asses, what those things are, and how the study came to fruition in the first place; And a janitor at an elementary school is caught putting his body fluids (all of them) into the lunches of children. You can't make this stuff up...

I mean, I meant to have a point to this episode, but I ended up ranting about fat people and their perceived "fatphobia".

Also, a man is found not guilty of killing a woman with his penis.

Enjoy a new episode of maniacal laughter as I tease my audience about quitting the show. SPOILER: I never will.

I'll be transitioning into a new format for the show and changing the name, but not before I make fun of transgender people and list off 62 hilarious porno movie names.

A great retelling of a classic story, followed by another one equally as embarrassing. I would love to tell you these stories weren't true, but the truth is I probably undersell it. Welcome to the new format: Monday only extended show.

I become the Tom Brady of podcasting as I come out retirement as fast as I went in. So, grab some popcorn and let me tell you about the time I deuced my pants on a bicycle ride to work.

Look, I know what I do is sometimes pretty low brow, but it's for laughs, and it's ONLY for adults. Which is why it makes me so angry that certain books are being allowed to be read by our very young children without parent's consent. You probably didn't even know, and that's why I'm gonna show you. Yes, I do a show that often involves some pretty adult material, but that's because IT IS FOR ADULTS. When I see Elementary schools distributing what can only be described as pornography, I have to say something. I will of course bring my usual immature humor into the mix, but the point stands, nonetheless.

Pip pip, old boy, I've got Grant Harris back on the show for a 30 minute sit down to again talk about our cultural differences. Due to his popularity he will be on the show more often in the future, so make sure you follow the show and turn on your notifications.

Music: Latinos for Trump

Kind of a mixed bag today...

OK, so I missed Monday, and I totally fucked this show up while recording, so guess what? You're getting your money's worth. Grant Harris will be on the Monday show, so make sure you tune in! Enjoy a replay of my interview with Joe Biden.