Fat Guy Loves Cake

I talk about my loved ones, and give helpful advice on being a better friend, and overall, a better person. Then I talk about Will Smith taking it in the butt.

So here it is! All the porn your warped little mind can handle! I'm a one trick pony. I did have a blast making this episode, so I hope you all get a good laugh.

What a week! I talk a little about what's been keeping me busy and then we listen to an old favorite of mine.

Celebrity fog-breather Grant Harris takes time out of his busy schedule scaring small children to stop by the studio and have a chat, but before that I pay homage to my favorite UFC fighter/porn star/father of a mass shooter "Dick Delaware".

You think I talked about butt stuff before? Well, I did. So, I'm going to do it some more. This week we talk about a tuba player who kicked some major ass; An OnlyFans model who is literally putting her tang in a soon to be released beer; The study of how many people a year get things stuck in their asses, what those things are, and how the study came to fruition in the first place; And a janitor at an elementary school is caught putting his body fluids (all of them) into the lunches of children. You can't make this stuff up...

I mean, I meant to have a point to this episode, but I ended up ranting about fat people and their perceived "fatphobia".

Also, a man is found not guilty of killing a woman with his penis.

Enjoy a new episode of maniacal laughter as I tease my audience about quitting the show. SPOILER: I never will.

I'll be transitioning into a new format for the show and changing the name, but not before I make fun of transgender people and list off 62 hilarious porno movie names.

A great retelling of a classic story, followed by another one equally as embarrassing. I would love to tell you these stories weren't true, but the truth is I probably undersell it. Welcome to the new format: Monday only extended show.

I become the Tom Brady of podcasting as I come out retirement as fast as I went in. So, grab some popcorn and let me tell you about the time I deuced my pants on a bicycle ride to work.