Fat Guy Loves Cake

We've all had weird friends, and everyone's family is weird. But some people's families are just a little bit weirder than others. I talk about people's real experiences with strange families and their customs from being topless to thanking Jesus when you got snacks.

Like the title says, I'm here to educate.

After complaining about the painstaking process of renewing my driver's license, I talk in depth about the real possibility of robots and A.I. replacing women. For good.

I take my driving test today, so I reminisce about how I lost my license in the first place. And talk about other weird things I wandered into.

Watch your cootch in the South, People keep gluing themselves to the road, and I finish up the "Nice guys finish last" article.

Just like the title says, I delve into an article about why women don't like nice guys.

My take on the current situation with Bud Light except funny and not hateful.

Woman thinks man is going to propose, proposes to stick it in her arse; I say the n-word and think all black people look alike; Things that ugly people can't do; A.I. isn't going to take over anything except your masturbatory habits.

Happy Friday to ya! Joey Chestnut and his explosive story about what it's like after ingesting 60 something hot dogs because I guess people really want to know; Using my personal experiences as a hardened criminal, I give my thoughts on how a man was able to mail his semen to his girlfriend from jail.

Instead of the usual butt stuff and things of the sort, I give you an honest to Bob history lesson. Happy 4th and God bless America.