Watch your cootch in the South, People keep gluing themselves to the road, and I finish up the "Nice guys finish last" article.

Just like the title says, I delve into an article about why women don't like nice guys.

My take on the current situation with Bud Light except funny and not hateful.

Woman thinks man is going to propose, proposes to stick it in her arse; I say the n-word and think all black people look alike; Things that ugly people can't do; A.I. isn't going to take over anything except your masturbatory habits.

Happy Friday to ya! Joey Chestnut and his explosive story about what it's like after ingesting 60 something hot dogs because I guess people really want to know; Using my personal experiences as a hardened criminal, I give my thoughts on how a man was able to mail his semen to his girlfriend from jail.

Instead of the usual butt stuff and things of the sort, I give you an honest to Bob history lesson. Happy 4th and God bless America.

Racing the elderly for fun; 13 year old female Australian pulls the first ever 720 done by a girl (awesome!); Big girls and hurdles don't mix; Man steals massive dildo from local sex shop and all I have is more questions

After finally completing the video to my smash hit "Joey and Lafayette 4 eva" I talk about all the events leading up to getting it finished and thank the people who helped make it happen.

Look, I don't write this shit, but it's funny to see what people think men hate about women's fashion. Enjoy!

So I'm a slave to trends and I made a video podcast. Which is awesome, because now instead of just talking about gross sexual things (like butt stuff) I can actually use visuals. Also, another heaping helping of advice as I go over "17 things men do that women are turned off by".