Britney Griner's triumphant return to the WNBA makes huge headlines as, oh wait. No one gives a shit; Woman makes outrageous claims of sexual harassment after boss uses the question mark; I lose what little dignity I have left and let the Redneck Propane Boys tell the story where I soiled myself on the way to work; Man does something to his penis that I just don't want to write because it's horrifying; Fat-ass woman gets weighed on the luggage scale for lying about her weight before getting on a small aircraft.

Child in spelling bee manages to say the N-word a dozen times with no repercussions; A very long hilarious list of euphemisms for the act of sex; The most horrifying things people have/can/will do during sex.

This one is a doozy! Fatphobia, Transphobia, Fat chicks with dicks, I'm fat, everyone is fat, and a school gives a sexual education that would make John Waters blush.

Baseball announcer says the N-word on live television, hilarity ensues; A rundown of every racist name for white people that I could find on the internet. (I'm still not offended by any of them); Mount Swastika wisely changes its name; The epic story of Andre the giant and how he took down a commercial airliner with his bowels.

I admit to my guilty pleasure of watching Maury which leads me down a dark hole talking about several guests I have witnessed, including one who ate corndogs and found out she was pregnant; Man donates so much sperm and has so many kids he is court ordered to never give again; Woman makes millions farting into bags while we all live paycheck to paycheck.

I may have a problem...

A little more from the propane rednecks; Police completely botch a drug deal to put $150,000 worth of meth BACK on the street; Fun things you thought were true but aren't.

A little taste of the redneckedness at my office; Things that were OK in the 80's but are no longer acceptable.

Doctor, there's a dumbbell in my ass; Block that kick!; I have some fun at the expense of Chris Hansen; Man asks judge to blow him: judge politely declines.

An episode as boring as the country of Ireland. Fun(?)facts about the Emerald Isle, the holiday, and some of the famous people that it has produced.