Fat Guy Loves Cake

If the last one didn't get me cancelled, this one most certainly will. Man accidentally drops cocaine into Sonic coney; Man selling solar panels door to door blatantly calls Black homeowner the n-word; Church calendar cancelled because White child is juuuuuuust slightly higher up on the page than the rest of the other races.

*At no point do I, Joey Valentine ever use the N-word. (But I do play other people saying it a lot. )

Link to doorbell gaff:

BF3K; Flashback to a time when McDonald's thought they could save black youth from the hood life.

Join me as I retell my adventure through Greece, pleasing many a man along the way (virtually), and I play all of the awesome messages from my dear friends wishing me a happy 200th episode.

30 minute round table with Patrick and Charles from the brand-new podcast "Boys in the woods" where we talk everything from sports to rubber dicks.

Britney Griner's triumphant return to the WNBA makes huge headlines as, oh wait. No one gives a shit; Woman makes outrageous claims of sexual harassment after boss uses the question mark; I lose what little dignity I have left and let the Redneck Propane Boys tell the story where I soiled myself on the way to work; Man does something to his penis that I just don't want to write because it's horrifying; Fat-ass woman gets weighed on the luggage scale for lying about her weight before getting on a small aircraft.

Child in spelling bee manages to say the N-word a dozen times with no repercussions; A very long hilarious list of euphemisms for the act of sex; The most horrifying things people have/can/will do during sex.

This one is a doozy! Fatphobia, Transphobia, Fat chicks with dicks, I'm fat, everyone is fat, and a school gives a sexual education that would make John Waters blush.

Baseball announcer says the N-word on live television, hilarity ensues; A rundown of every racist name for white people that I could find on the internet. (I'm still not offended by any of them); Mount Swastika wisely changes its name; The epic story of Andre the giant and how he took down a commercial airliner with his bowels.

I admit to my guilty pleasure of watching Maury which leads me down a dark hole talking about several guests I have witnessed, including one who ate corndogs and found out she was pregnant; Man donates so much sperm and has so many kids he is court ordered to never give again; Woman makes millions farting into bags while we all live paycheck to paycheck.

I may have a problem...