Is it humanly possible to find and unbiased jury for Trump? Who just discovered you can't threaten public officials to their faces without consequences? What will an entire generation of female athletes have to do to fix women's sports? What does Bridget have saved for the apocalypse?

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4:03 - F*ck Around And Find Out

7:01 - Patriarchy So Crafty

9:56 - Weather

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14:34 - Dumpster Diving

17:39 - Breaking Bridget

22:16 - Phetasy News

22:46 - The Internet Is Glorious

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