Fearbaiting

Well, now that Good Movie November is over, we take a look at one of the schlockiest franchises Hollywood has to offer: Final Destination. Blair and Luna take some time to tackle the fourth entry in the series!

We also discuss: Mean Managers, Flip Capability, Eddie Redmayne Impressions, Football’s New Theme Song, Smash Mouth Memories, and The Lethality of Carwashes.

RATINGS: Blair: As a good movie, 2.5 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, full 5 out of 5. Luna: As a good movie, 2 Obviously Viagara-Induced Boners out of 5. As a fun movie, 4.5 out of 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Bokurano
• Peanut butter cookies

Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager

Technically, we missed the titular holiday by about a month with this one, but better late than never! Join us for the seminal Carpenter classic Halloween! This week we also discuss: False Starts, Pokéchunk, Jamie Lee Curtis Yogurt, New Character: Stoner JLC, and the 70s, Man!! RATINGS: Both hosts give Halloween 4.5 falling mannequin Michael Myers out of a potential 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:
Bloodborne
Arrival

Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

Okay, okay, we know Donnie Darko isn’t a very scary movie, but Frank is kinda spooky, right? ….right? Anyways, bear with us as we discuss (and even explain a bit!) this cult classic from 2001.

We also discuss: HD Luna, Hacking the Postgame of Thrones RSS Feed, Recommending Memes and Dabbing, Building Foley, Time Travel Anime, Bullet Value, Smurf Fucking, and Beethoven Vitriol.

RATINGS: Both hosts give Donnie Darko 4 smurf gangbangs out of 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Totally Reprise
• Trans-Mission Radio
• A nice hot cocoa

The referenced Donnie Darko explanation can be found here!

Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager!

Welcome welcome back! We get real wild and rowdy this week as we talk about the Wes Craven horror classic Nightmare on Elm Street. Well, barely talk about it. Topics include: bags of blood, shitty fast food, outdated memes, and Pears.

The Vine Luna told Blair to put in the show notes can be found here: https://vine.co/v/ObbKrpn5JwL

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Westworld
• Ryan North’s The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

Gooftober is Gooftover! Thanks for sticking with us while we watched two fucking Scary Movies. But now we’re back watching good movies, starting with Alien!

Also discussed: Our inability to stop talking about Scary Movie, how much we’ve missed good movies, Unfriended vs. Smiley, John Hurt’s Squirt Shirt, a terrible British accent, how to properly care for your space cat, and a very incensed letter about Bonestorm.

Recommendations:

• 22, A Million
• Bokurano
• Perdido Street Station
• Two Best Friends Play Silent Hill 3

Intro/outro music courtesy of Visager.

In this week’s episode, Fearbaiting get iPad! Luna’s not here to tag along, so things get pretty rowdy without her as we’re joined by Michael to just barely talk about Scary Movie 3 as we round off Gooftober! Thank you all for joining us through this wild and crazy ride!

Recommendation this week:

• Dr. Dog’s B-Room
• Black Mirror season 3

As Gooftober soldiers on, we’re joined by our good friend of the show Abe (@zettaitoken) to discuss V/H/S Viral! It’s a headache and a half made by someone who doesn’t understand the definition of “viral.”

We also discuss stupid dirt fabios, the fear factor of Michael Keaton, V/O/R/E: Viral, how to avoid giving a blowjob to a ghost, Dark Justice vs Injustice, fraggle cocks, why DID this movie have so much fucking vore?, and getting admonished by dads.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Detective Conan
• Lady Gaga’s Joanne (or Born This Way)
• nana825763

Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.

This week in Gooftober we watch a new spin on an old classic, so to speak. A new, shittier spin on an older, better classic. One thing that’s not shitting is our guest, Artemis, back at it again to help us unpack the disaster that is the second Silent Hill movie adaptation. Mostly we talk about just how much better the video games are. We also discuss: meal nomenclature, movies where a guy gives birth to himself, infinite sequel bait, and discovering just how right we were about the original Silent Hill.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Fallout: New Vegas
• I Saw the Devil
• Night in the Woods

Intro and outro music courtesy of Visager.

We’re setting off week two of Gooftober with another bizarre mish-mash of genres, Jason X! Join us, with our guest Soren, as we really just luxuriate in the raw horniness of Jason X, talk about of Freddy/Jason slash fiction, and the width of Jason Voorhees’s head.

Recommendations this week:

• The game Anatomy
• The podcast Rosebuddies
• The Youtube video series Car Boys

Welcome to Gooftober! The first annual celebration of really, really bad horror movies. Blair got sick as hell, so this week Luna’s joined by past guest Brooks (@brooksasanoun) and friend of the show Matt (@mattgcn) to talk about Scary Movie 4. Spoiler alert: it’s not good.

Also discussed: the script for Scary Movie 6, similarities between Scary Movie 4 and Gran Torino, scallions vs. scallops vs. shallots, Just How Many Times Did A Kid Get Hit This Movie, Carmen Electra’s bathroom funtimes, how did Rat Race end again?, and the death count of Air Buddies.

Check out Brooks on Postgame of Thrones and Fantastic Satisfaction, and find Matt on Elite Full Restore and Field Guide to Canadiana!

Recommendations:

• Check, Please! (or Scary Movie 4)
• Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney: Spirit of Justice
• BoxBoxBoy
• Kim and the Witch
• Undertale