Fearbaiting

Sorry we’re late again! But, not unlike last week, this episode is all in your mind! So it’s your fault, again. What’s your problem? Don’t keep yourself waiting like that! Anyways, this week, the Fearbaiting in your brain watched Last Shift! Listen to us talk about workplace woes and get very explicitly communist for a minute or two.

Also discussed: Marxbaiting, Fuckfest 2k17, TPTCFHAH Rides, Podcast Inheritance, A Parody of Ourselves, It’s a Friends!, A Moment to Reflect, Made of the Fear of God, Busy Child Impressions, Luna’s German Vocabulary, Go Read a Fucking Book You Nerds, and It’s Time For Pizza Baby!

RATINGS On a scale of zero to five Ghost Dads, our hosts had the following to say Luna: Bill Cosby! But really more like a 3 out of 5. Blair: 2.5 out of 5 ghost dads.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Chihayafuru
• Vampire’s Kiss

If you guys have any questions you’d like to ask an actual smart person, Luna’s former college film professor will be on next week to talk about The Babadook!

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Sorry we’re late! There were a lot of things getting in our way this week, but it’s okay, because in this week’s belated episode, this podcast doesn’t really exist and it’s all in your mind! So really, it’s your fault we’re late. The Blair in your mind has selected Perry Blackshear’s 2015 debut They Look Like People! Also, the Luna in your mind spends fifteen fucking minutes talking about Animorphs.

In two weeks, we’re gonna have an actual smart person on our podcast to talk about The Babadook. Please send in any questions you might have for a college professor of film!

We also discuss: Recording Tribulations, Chemtrails Explained, Actual TAZ Spoilers From 9:21 To 12:37, Trans Things in Media, Sir Billi Chat (feat. Luna Incompetence), Animorphs Animosity, Clown Fucking, Fearbaiting ASMR, Overwatch Content, Aggressive Listener Questions, and Rare Sincerity.

RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 Blobby Wars, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: Solid 5. Luna: A mildly reluctant 5 Blobby Wars.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Paprika
• Logan
• Pouring river water in your shoe

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This week, your intrepid host dive into the dark, murky waters of one of the most ominous subjects out there: ventriloquism. Yes, that’s right, you heard it here first, we watch James Wan’s Dead Silence this week, and then, consequently, we talk about it. Not only that, but we cover other topics, as well! Such topics include: Video game hype, uncomfortable recording set ups, the passing of time, Donnie Wahlberg, and the very logistics of this film

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Moh Lhean by Why?
• Dungeons and Lesbians

RATINGS: Blair – 2.5/5 Donnie Wahlbergs Luna – 2.5/5 Donniw Walhbergs

This week Blair and Luna bring on notorious commenter Luca to attest for their crimes… and to watch The Autopsy of Jane Doe with them. Just, you know, while everyone’s in the same place. Topics include, but are not limited to: A mini MBMBaM recap podcast hidden within this podcast, the merits and drawbacks of Fallout: New Vegas, toilet fears, shower spooks, an absence of Tim Curry, free speech, as well as introducing a hit new segment: Bad Letterboxd Reviews!

RATINGS: On a scale of one to five Stanleys (Stan Lees?) your lovely hosts gave this movie — Blair: 3.5/5 Luna: 4/5 Luca: 3/5

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Subnautica
• S-Town
• Campaign Podcast

In what may be the least inspired film choice in Fearbaiting’s history, Luna basically picked this film out of a hat, and boy is it a stinker! Join us as we discuss the 2008 Dennis Quaid vehicle Horsemen! Hope you’re up for a very angry Blair, folks.

We also discuss: Podcast Infiltration, Beauty and the Beast Chat, Miniature Killer Recap, Better Than Charnel House?, Incredible Foley, Smiley Spoilers, Blair Gets Fucking Pissed, The Tetanus Of It All, We’re Banky, and Call It Hooks!

RATINGS On a scale of zero to five Tooth Detectives, our hosts had the following to say: Luna: 1 out of 5 Tooth Detectives. Blair: 1 out of 5 Tooth Detectives.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Cool Games, Inc.
• Orbiting Human Circus

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Join your hosts this week as we talk about the American southwest horror anthology Southbound. But not just that! We also tackle topics such as: the weather, nightcore, Power Rangers, the fact that things are sometimes older than we remember them being, and where all those fucked up guys went.

RATINGS: Both Blair and Luna rated this movie 3.5/5 Poorly Cloned Adrien Brodys.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Rabbits
• Stories Untold

At long last, Blair is back in a funky-fresh mid-week episode to talk about Get Out with Luna and, back at it again, special guest Zach! Topics include, but are not limited to: Uncanny celebrity encounters, K.A. Applegate deepcuts, and deep, insightful social commentary.

RATINGS: Both Blair, Luna, and Zach gave Get Out 5/5 half eaten Froot Loops.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Under the Skin
• In Conflict by Owen Pallett
• Breath of the Wild

Blair’s in the big apple this weekend, so we’re joined by friend of the show Zach to talk about our first James Wan flick, Lights Out! We also spend like half an hour talking about video games. Sorry again about the audio – there’s some construction happening in Luna’s house, as well as some bass playing.

We also discuss: A Lot of Video Games, Brad Vaughn’s Reign, The Blore, Night Hag, ETrade Baby Returns, Foley Work, G4’s Demise, Retail Funtimes, The Litigiousness of Tom Petty, Bass Dad, and Megamind Gifs.

RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 sriracha chips, our hosts had the following to say:Luna: 3 out of 4 sriracha chips. Zach: 3.5 out of 4 sriracha chips.

RECOMMENDATION:

• Horizon Zero Dawn
• Two Best Friends Play Tony Hawk’s Underground
• Snot Girl

Zach can be found @cataquacks on twitter, and at knightzoned on tumblr.

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This week, our hosts return to a favorite genre, home invasion, with the 2011 film You’re Next! We also get, like, DICK deep into time cube explanations.

We also discuss: Sausage Party Sweep, The Big Shorts, Stuna, Remembering When A Stranger Calls, Very Funny Drake Jokes, Explaining Time Cube, BlenderDeath, Boss Baby = Time Cube?, Secret Mask Societies, and Murder Playlists.

RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 time cubes, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4 out of 5 time cubes. Luna: 4.5; regrettably not the 4 that Gene Ray would have wanted.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Night in the Woods
• Lasagna Cat

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After our long weekend, we’re back with a real juicy episode for you all! Stepping in for Luna this week is friend of the show Alek, who joins Blair to talk about The Shining! And… pretty much only talk about that. It’s a big ol’ movie with a lot in there to discuss, so we get our hands nice and dirty in it.

RATINGS: Both Alek and Blair gave the movie 4.5/5 bearjobs.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya
• Gregory Horror Show