Fearbaiting

Pack your bags and bring your tent! This week, your hosts are taking you camping!!!!! Now, we’re no survivalists, but we did happen to watch a horror movie about one, which is basically just as good, so gather around the campfire and let Blair and Luna tell you about Man Vs., and we’ll discuss topics such as: Surrealist advertising, Syfy sponsored graphics, Boss Baby out on BluRay, propeller dynamics, and so much more!

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• 17776

So, bad news: Blair’s a werewolf now. I mean it’s pretty cool to be honest but it makes podcasting difficult. So in the meantime, we’ve got returning guest Luca here to talk about Ginger Snaps! Kinda weird how on-theme Luca’s selection was, but whatever! Sorry about the weird audio around the 14 minute mark – no idea how to fix that without destroying the episode.

In addition to some very distressed goth sisters, we discuss Cracker Crunch ASMR, Anime Chat, Luna is Very Tired, Luna Leaves And Luca Talks About Trolls, Welcome to Baileyshits, Goth Club Adventures, That Wolverine Shit, MoreThanBrothersDotNet, Nut-Transferable Lyncanthropy, and A New Segment!

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Hormonal Toilets, your hosts had the following to say: Luca: Four out of five! Luna: Yeah, about a 3.5 out of 5. Pretty solid!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Trolls (2016)
• Baby Driver

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This week, your hosts sit down and watch a horror-comedy classic: Wes Craven’s Scream! Topics include: MURDER

This week on Fearbaiting, your hosts dive headlong into the wild world of 1960s satanic witchcraft and baby makin’ as we discuss Rosemary’s Baby! Topics include: the joys of rice, haunted baby-ness, Charlie Sheen’s HUGE boner, lesbian tennis, chocolate mouse, fun with anagrams, and so much more.

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• It Comes At Night
• Movies with Mikey

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Welcome, everyone, to the second episode of everyone’s favorite podcast, Fearbaiting colon Boy in the House! This week, your beloved host Alek invites returning guest Blair and new-to-the-show Luna to talk about AB Video Solution’s This House Has People In It. Remember to wash your hands before and after listening to this podcast, as it is the number one way to contract Lynks disease! Topics include: Mountain Dew, esports, modern absurdism, terrifying ways your house can be, shipping! and so much more…

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• Everything
• Planetarium
• Mission: Impossible

We narrowly avoided death last time, but we’re still haunted by its specter. But we took some important time out of running from the grim reaper’s machinations to sit down, watch Final Destination 3, and then talk about it! We also discuss The Bye Bye Man Returns, Lesbian Broccoli, Luna Gets Musical, Competitive Pronunciation, A Bevy of Zac Efron Knockoffs, PSP Opinions, Workout Tipz, DVNO: The Anti-ASMR, and Death of the Host. RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Fuck You Ben Franklins, our hosts had the following to say: Blair: This is a full five out of five. Luna: Absolutely same. Knock back a few beers with friends and watch it.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Our new Animorphs podcast, The Wonder Yeerks!
• The Love Witch
• Sherlock is Garbage, and Here’s Why

Referenced Media: The Centrifuge Brain Project If you’d like to support Fearbaiting, please donate to our Patreon!

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This week, your hosts celebrate their semi-centennial episode with a good ol’ fashioned John Carpenter flick, In the Mouth of Madness. A divisive movie to be sure, potentially producing a divisive podcast episode as well, because in this one: Blair tickles your ears with some ASMR, Luna takes off her shirt, there are vore jokes, celebrity conspiracy theories, things get real rough and rowdy, generally speaking, and your host make approximately five hundred diversions. All in a day’s work.

RATINGS (0 to 5 Slow-Mo Dogs) Blair – 4/5 Luna – 4.5/5

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• ContraPoints
• Angel Heart

On this very special anniversary episode of Fearbaiting, our hosts talk about Blair’s favorite movie of all time, The Blair Witch Project! We also announce our new Animorphs spinoff project, The Wonder Yeerks! Yes, we know we call it “The Golden Yeerks,” that’s wrong. And we announce our Patreon! More information about that can be found at this link. Once again, just wanted to say a genuine thanks for all the support we’ve had from our listeners this past year.

We also discuss: Dad Dabs, The Podcast Killer, Composer Factz, Our Shortest Plot Summary, Fearbaiting Superlatives, Flashbacks!, Fearbaiting’s Best Meme, Li’l Jimmy’s Troubling Addiction, and Luna Loses Her Shit Over Blair Witch Project Games.

RATINGS Our hosts skipped ratings this week on accident! Whoops! Kinda hard to rate The Blair Witch Project, though.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Moana
• American Gods
• MISCELLANY

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This week Blair and Luna are joined by chaotic trickster spirit and friend of the show Satah to talk about The Craft! And it gets… pretty hectic, as they play fast and loose with what can legally be considered a podcast about movies. But stick with us! They cover topics such as, a harrowing b-plot to remember the name of an album, one woman’s desperate attempts to keep the gang on topic, sharks, super flirty sleepovers, being a teenager in the 90s, and lesbian potentiality.

RATINGS: Luna – Ehhh???/5 fake plane crashes Blair – 3/5 fake plane crashes Satah – 3/5 fake plane crashes

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• Yare Yare Boys
• No Shape – Perfume Genius
• Campaign Podcast (again!)

This week, your hosts are joined by actual literate human person and former professor of one half of your usual crew, Brian Hauser to discuss The Babadook. This week we talk about film and genre and the meaningfulness of horror in the cultural sphere, goddamn it, because we’re college-educated individuals with an interest in the theoretical examination of the things we’re passionate about and we don’t even make one dick joke this week, I swear to god.

RATINGS: Luna – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel Blair – 4/5 bowls of gruel Brian – 4.5/5 bowls of gruel with a side of Ambien

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Double King
• Hulu’s television adaptation of The Handmaid’s Tale
• Rosemary’s Baby
• Don’t Look Now
• Phase IV

Misc. Goodies Mentioned on the Show

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