Fearbaiting

You’d think we learned our lesson last week, but nope! We forgot to put up a poll again, so we had to watch another horror anthology! Blair picked Holidays, and neither of your hosts will ever forgive her for it.

In addition to this celebratory film, we also discussed Party Moms, Some Generalized Jennifer Lawrence Disdain, Evan Sucks Big Fucking Dick High School, Seth Green’s Filmography, Horrible Jesus Rabbit, Mr. Huge Jorts Himself, Making Pornsite Accounts In 2016, and Ladies Love Cool James.

RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 holidays, our hosts had the following to say. Luna: 1.5 out of 5 holidays. Blair: A less generous 1 out of 5 holidays

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Destiny 2
• Bury Me at Makeout Creek by Mitski

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This week, Blair and Luna get in touch with their feminine side as they attempt to engage with ostensibly feminist horror anthology XX, and boy howdy do they have a time with it! Topics include: Cherry Vanilla Pepi, 3D Modeling, Just Talkin’ About the Movie V/H/S, Rosemary’s Baby II: Still Fuckin’ The Devil, and just the most audible disappointment ever.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Over the Garden Wall
• Lucky Number Slevin

Well folks, we’re here to issue a public apology. In her sick leave, Luna went ahead and fused some DNA together in an act against god. She’s sorry, but what’s done is done, and it’s loose in Rochester, but above all else she wants you to know she’s very sorry. And she’s back! So while the beast runs rampant in upstate NY, we decided to sit down and record an episode on the oddly topical Splice.

In addition to genetic monstrosities flying directly in the face of god, your hosts also discussed Weird Car Sightings, An Extremely Long Green Lantern Tangent, Anime Chatter, iCarly Recap, Milestone Episodes, EXTREMELY Funny N.E.R.D. Jokes, An EXTREMELY Bad Ending, and BYOF (Build Your Own Fursona).

RATINGS: On a scale of 0 to 5 flesh boys, our hosts both gave this movie a VERY lukewarm 2.5 out of 5.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Steal My Sunshine
• All Hail West Texas

REFERENCED MEDIA:

• Simon Baz (with gun)
• A snippet from Simon Baz’s Wikipedia page
• Dex-Starr

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This week, Luna calls in sick, so Blair is instead joined by friend of the show An to talk science and satan as we discuss John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness! This week we discuss topics such as [BLAIR PLEASE PUT SOMETHING HERE WHEN YOU’RE NOT SLEEP DEPRIVED] and much, much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Can’t Maintain by AJJ
• The Expanse

Folks, we’re coming to you from the other side of the silver screen, somehow – we’re trapped in the movies! While we figure out how to get home, we sat down and recorded an episode about the surprisingly topical metatextual horror flick The Final Girls! Hopefully we’ll find our way out before next week – I don’t think this gimmick will work in the episode descriptions twice!

School Fever, Buttrock Dissection, Nazi Punchin, Schlocktober Prep, The Final Girls vs. Final Girl, A Weird and Long Seventh Son Discussion, Bifurcation Via Trauma, Film’s Best Striptease, and Entering Movies.

RATINGS On a scale of zero to 5 Sucked Turds, your hosts had the following to say: Blair: 4.5 out of 5! Not giving it the full 5 because I didn’t give Scream a 5, and this isn’t as good as that. Luna: Oh, same, except I gave Scream a 5.

RECOMMENDATION:

• Homestar Runner
• Not running into your neighbor’s fencepost
• Brand New’s Science Fiction

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This week, your hosts only have seven days to get through this discussion of The Ring, come join us! Topics include Sibling Antics, Fearbaiting ARGs, Dabbing, Oogieloves, and Gay Tin Tin Hospital.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Until Dawn
• Hospice by The Antlers

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This week, Blair and Luna get freaky with numbers as we discuss the frankly perplexing movie Thirteen Ghosts. In addition to trying to figure out how many ghosts is too many, your hosts discuss topics like musical intolerances, basic math, Wish Upon updates, Blair still talking about Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them, Monk and Shaggy, the very funny number 69, and the very funny word boners.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Bone
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them

It’s Lynch season on Fearbaiting, by which I mean that it’s time for us to watch one Lynch film, be completely overwhelmed, and decide not to do another one for the rest of the year! This movie was a waking nightmare, but in spite of that it was pretty good! In addition to Eraserhead, your hosts discussed: Number Fucking, Bottom of the Barrel Proposals, Lon Chaney Joke Explanations, It’s Eraserhead!, BakersDozenhead, Horror Movie Incels, Tesla Buttplugs, Fucking Pay Attention Binnie, and Eraserhead Crossover Fanfiction.

RATINGS: On a scale of zero to five Eraserhead Babies, our hosts both gave it a 4 out of 5!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Kingdom Heartache
• King of the Hill

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This week, your hosts jack into the matrix as they try to unravel the increasingly convoluted plot of Stay Alive, and try not to die in the process. Topics include Ready Player One, upgraded tech, topical Wii jokes, Ready Player One, Sword Art Online, Frankie Muniz, and Ready Player One.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Lana del Rey’s Lust For Life
• Spiderman: Homecoming

It dawns on us, halfway through recording: Maybe we should have picked a different movie to talk about while fucked up on FourLoko? Regardless, your hosts watched and then… kind of talked about Dead Ringers this week, while full of that nasty, nasty FourLoko poison, and we invite you to try to remember what happened that night with us. Hey, you can’t blame us. You asked for this.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Nyx Fears
• Friends at the Table