The boy — Lloyd was busy chasing a porcupine — talks with returning champion Oliver Lee Bateman about his upbringing, physically fighting his dad and helping him get laid, and fatherhood in the end times.

The boys talk about leaving society, imagine Lloyd as a Pokémon, Ralph goes on a COVID-friendly date, and they recount their Twitter histories and how they reflect their atrophied states of mind and spirits.

The boys talk about the porcupine terrorizing Lloyd's new home and his failed attempt to kill it, Jean-Luc Godard's "Hail Mary (1985)," getting cucked by God and the plight of Saint Joe, and Lloyd's past experiences with true-believer Catholics.

The boys talk about Ralph's COVID blues and life of darkness, "Tesla (2020)," the bewildering enthusiasm of libs, and Lloyd's checkered dating past, aging face, hair, and the lurid lifestyle of high-risk sex and drug use he may usher unto his quaint New England town.

The boys struggle pitifully through some technical difficulties then discuss Joe Biden's humungous honkers, perverted political memes and what possesses people to make them, Ralph's alienating neighbors, and Lloyd's haunted new house and what it means for his future.

The boys are once again joined by their friend Alanna to talk about Italian dads, slurs, cow farms that reek of shit, the false promises of permaculture, and whether Lloyd's big move will imperil the podcast.

The boys talk about Ralph's return to Brooklyn, the sad dads of TikTok, "honklerism," whether women can have autism, woke advertising, and Ralph shares a Ghislaine Maxwell-inspired prose poem.

The boys talk about terrible bosses, Will Smith's sexuality, blowjobs from Biden, and Lloyd's "bullish" experimentation.

The boys talk about Lloyd's old tweets, frogs, the lameness of "Kingdom Hearts," the queer icon-status of Bugs Bunny and Frankenstein's Monster, and tone-deaf protest posting.

The boys talk about landlords and Ralph's old cultist roommate, their respective histories with drugs, and mull over Lloyd's big move and latent masochism.