The boys talk about Werner Herzog's "Family Romance, LLC," the rent-a-family industry in Japan and whether they can get in on it, jerking off the needy, Ghislaine Maxwell, tiresome memes, plus Lloyd applies for a mortgage and shoots porcupines with a .44 Magnum.

The boys talk about Ralph's escapist fantasies, Lloyd's big move and how he'll hack it in small town America, and how they can tap into the incel market through Twitch.

The boys talk about Lloyd's laboring under his father on the farm, grandmas on Facebook, being in your thirties, Nancy Pelosi's breasts, and Ralph gets dangerously close to uncovering the truth about rapper Drake.

The boys talk about Ralph's participation in a Long Island BLM protest, privilege discourse, Spongebob's sexuality, how Lloyd redirects and represses his horniness, and the old-school traditions of certain volcel New England communities.

The boys debate the perniciousness of video games, the value of problematic art, and criticize some annoying posts regarding the protests.

The boys talk about the many bad takes and tweets following the protests in Minneapolis and across the country, the unique stupidity of cops, fucking Benny Johnson's dad, the death of objective truth, waifus, and the comforts of Pokémon.

The boys are joined by their friend Molly to talk about a covid funeral, Zoom classrooms, male and female fertility, "meaningful experience diner," and nostalgia; plus Lloyd schools everyone on rocks and chickens and Ralph and Molly dive into each other's Hinge profiles.

The boys are joined by @SWAMP_PIXIE to talk about her kooky family, boiling dildos, straight guy ASMR, death drive barbecues, horny cartoons, Lloyd cucking people, and the Papa Mindset.

The boys imagine a Lloyd Howell OnlyFans, talk about perineum sunning and the injuries and indignities they've sustained during the pandemic, and wonder what drives redditors such as the one that consulted with Ralph on r/addidas regarding what size track suit he should purchase.

The boys talk about the incel doc, Ralph shares more horror stories from film school and complains about dogs, Lloyd charts his body's atrophy, and they deride the Americans who remain in denial of the realities of the pandemic.