Feeling Well

In this bonus episode the boys are joined by @_CAROLBOT to review 2006's ALPHA DOG, a film that epitomizes early 2000s suburban white boy culture and everything problematic about it. Follow "stolen boy" as he enjoys the forbidden fruits grown in the Cracker Commune until his fake friends brutally murder him. Also Sharon Stone is in it.

The boys talk about their torturous dreams of content, the obsolescence of woke culture, baffling RPGs, what they miss most about New York, and Ralph blames the pandemic on the Italians.

The boys complain about being stuck back in their hometowns, hypothesize what a post-COVID-19 world might look like, talk about their shifting priorities and the future of the left, and argue bitterly about AOC.

The boys are joined again by Oliver Lee Bateman (@MoustacheClubUS) to break down the abysmally misguided and terrible American live action adaptation of Dragon Ball, "Dragonball Evolution." Goku is made horny, sacrilege abounds, and it sucks mightily.

In this bonus episode Ralph continues summarizing Dragonball Z from memory, joined this time by his sister to discuss from when Goku battles Vegeta up until our heroes first venture to planet Namek, with digressions relating to Long Island fight clubs and how Swiper of "Dora the Explorer" is blackpilled along the way.

The boys talk about Lloyd's new rock, going nutty at home, horrid dogs, clout-chasing under quarantine, "Avatar (2009)," the urn business, and imagine Drake's TikTok grooming network.

A gently collapsing Lloyd is joined by Kevin (@Kevaclysm) to recount his experiences growing up on the far-flung, windblown and rain-soaked rock that we call the Canadian island of Newfoundland. Lloyd gathers information about the type of life he might expect in such a place. Tales of contraband seafood and corny maritime rituals abound, and we make an honest effort at laying the groundwork for the podcast's first sea shanty.

The boys talk about potential upsides of the coronavirus, the appropriateness of emojis in matters of death, how they've been coping with cabin fever, and what your choice in starter Pokémon says about you.

The boys are quarantined at their respective childhood homes — they talk about contending with their families amidst the pandemic, being confronted with their pasts, and in a flight of escapism imagine a modern reboot of the classic "Babe."

In this bonus episode Ralph takes to Long Island to talk with his zoomer sister and boomer (really gen x) father to hear different perspectives on the coronavirus.