HAPPY 30TH EPISODE! In this very special episode of Fess Up, we bring in a very special guest: A Redhead with big FOMO! Listen as the Fess Girls and their mother discover a new Disney crackship, discuss who would win Naked and Afraid, and give Jerry of "Tom and Jerry" the hate he deserves! Amy insists she is a competent firemaker because of her many Fire Trips, and because it's a special landmark episode, we give you a present: The best insult of all time!

On this episode, the Fess Girls attempt to correlate pineapple on pizza and eating ass. They take DC and Marvel names literally only to discover that The Great Gatsby is where superheroes go to die. They also ponder what The Joker would be like as an impractical joker. Ena gets emotional over Medusa's snakes and too philosophical about phones, and the Fesses try to rank the Avengers by their natural musk! It's a wild time!

It's Spooky Halloween, and in this episode the Fess sisters discover that one of them is a vampire and another is a werewolf. They discuss which Addams Family characters they are, just how long it takes to do a rubik's cube, what villain they would be a sidekick for, and whether or not you can trust a nurse who's married to a mortician.

In this episode, the Fesses discuss why they should have an impractical jokers-style tv show. They answer all of Steve's burning questions, including which iconic love triangles in fiction would be improved with polyamory. They come up with sister saw traps, re-cast a famous fantasy trilogy with muppets characters, and discuss what two Ted Lasso characters they are. And they do it all for Steve!

The Fess Girls are up to their usual antics! On this episode they delve into the bizarre songs that turn them on, enter a deep philosophical discussion about whether the Kool-aid Man is the juice or the jar, and the referee causes the ultimate scandal in a dramatic Trial by Combat!

What episode is funnier than 24? 25! Join the Fess Girls for their twenty-fifth episode in which they make an anxiety ass pact to get dummy thicc because their brains are sicc. They talk misleading superhero costumes and the shows that fill them with the most rage. They talk makeovers for elusive beasts. And Amy obsesses over Norm Scully's face for a little while because how could you not?!

Ena throws off Amy's groove in this episode of Fess Up! Marissa and Ena both complain about dating apps. Amy makes a realization about a movie that we all know and love and how it is actually a PG Saw movie. The Fess Girls try to find the strangest connection between Grandmother Willow and Pillows, and they also try to figure out what two RomComs they are! Is there something sinister binding Ariel and Flounder's friendship in The Little Mermaid? Find out in this episode!

In this episode, the Fess Girls remind Ena what 3 Billy Goats Gruff is and realize that Kindergarten failed them. They talk about what celebrity is speaking to them telepathically and Ena admits that despite being an egg-obsessed fool, she doesn't know what an omelette is. Marissa issues a PSA Call-to-Action: Find this specific childhood educational video game. Topical things such as Twilight and The Olympics are discussed alongside not-topical things such as the superior British insultist.

In this episode, Marissa tells a story of purple vomit, Amy rants about wood carving, New hot slang terms for toenails are invented, and Ena introduces the concept of Sea Furries. Who is the villain of The Little Mermaid? Ursula, Ariel, or Scuttle? You gotta listen to find out. XOXO, Gossip Girl. SQUAWK.

In this episode, Amy talks about her craziest NYC experience that may or may not have been a time traveler's inspiration for the movie Twister. The Fesses discuss one specific Disney Princess' vampirism and how to incorporate Mambo #5 into your dating profile. They talk about what two Disney Cats they are and have a peek into the marital issues of three Disney hunks. And, of course, they discuss the power and majesty of The Fart™.