Fess Up!

In what is absolutely the most chaotic episode of Fess Up! Yet, a Fess Up! Fan inspires a new segment called "Judge my Taste". Amy also creates a new segment called "Craigslist Craziness" And introduces the world to "The Potato Saga". Ena makes a life-altering joke while several of Amy's jokes do not receive the attention they crave. Marissa owns up to a dog treat-infused past. The Fesses collectively realize they have never actually eaten stromboli.

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In this episode The Fess Girls create a new animated hit movie about porcupines! Amy fears Elon Musk will "Batman the shit out of her" and Marissa discovers that she is the villain in one Full House lead's story. Marissa ruins pugs for Ena and Ena ruins jokes for Amy. They talk about porta-potties and presidential hookup protocol. And last but not least, there is a healthy dose of speak of the polyamorous community of Gay santas, just in time for Pride!

In this episode, the Fess Girls discuss movies that are particularly stinkerous. They discuss what Disney Park Ride they would be, how they would win an elephant war, and Ena's clicky-pen eyeballs. They wish for things and then ruin those wishes, and they even create new, false identities! You're going to be using their new slang term for self-gratification after this episode. We guarantee it.

In this episode, the Fess Girls discuss the age-old "sandwich or salad?" debate. They also discuss how werewolves are allergic to cheese, and how boujee beavers are. Amy challenges Marissa and Ena to a duel of compliments and things do not go as planned! The Fesses also determine what two Spongebob Characters they are and you won't want to miss it!

A special Happy Birthday Amy episode brings up a lot of talking points. These include: Talking about the Titanic's cuisine offerings, coming up with a new Birthday Song, Discovering there are some rules in jazz, Colin Mochrie's Improv Secret, and Jason Momoa's Mighty P3N1$. The Fess Girls won't stop talking about DJ Blue, and also make a plea to Jeff Bezos: If you're gonna have all that f*cking money anyway, please just become Batman or Iron Man. And also let your workers unionize.

Things get heated with the Fess Girls when they attempt to rank the most datable Rick and Morty characters. The Fesses share their racehorse names with the world for the first time, and they discuss Sonic the Hedgehog's marriage-ruining capabilities. Also, animal butts. Lots of animal butts.

Also in this landmark episode, the moment you've all been waiting for: The Fess Girls finally decide what two Shrek Characters they are!

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

In this episode, Ena makes a startling admission to the rest of her sisters about what she believes to be the correct lyrics to a very popular song. This leads to the Fess Girls taking an entirely different popular song and giving it a whole new context. The Fesses craft "Hannah Montana"-style alter egos for themselves and decide what two Harry Potter Characters they are. Don't forget: If it's green, it's clean!

The Fess Girls discuss Ena's outrageous new outfit, why Amy is the most "mature" of the sisters, and whether or not Satan is actually pink. The girls play The Newlywed Game and Ena discovers that accents are hard. The Fesses ruminate on the origins of clapping and explain why it is important to put 'Not a dentist' on your dating profiles.

The Fess Girls discover that the writer of "You're a Grand Old Flag" also wrote a riveting musical lost to time about a mysterious figure known as George Washington, Jr. They discuss the sins of drinking milk in public and get in depth about the family dynamics of Godzilla, the Geico Gecko, and Joanna the Goanna.

Fess Up! Is back with a whole new look!

After a grueling quarantine, The Fess Girls have returned to podcasting and are here to stay! In this episode, they talk about important topics like the relationship between Pennywise, Mary Poppins, and Nanny McPhee, and also the state of Mama and Papa Bear's marriage. They also discover that all answers are right, but some are simply more right than others.