Fess Up!

In this landmark tenth episode, the Fess sisters get heated when talking about superior ring fingers. They discover a new maritime tongue twister, clown culture, and the sex life of one fictional couple. Within you will hear proof that no one can say "do do" without making doo doo jokes, and also that young people really do forget what technology existed in the 60s. Also, we discover Amy is part goat. Send Fess Up! to your friends #TheFessUpChallenge

In this episode, The Fess Girls discover what revenge Frosty the Snowman yearns for. Amy displays several fundamental misunderstandings about Star Wars aliens. The world's worst sandwich is invented. Ena is disappointed in how much of a Danny Tanner she is, and together, we discover The Headless Horseman's shameful kink. Time to Fess Up: Ridiculous Questions. Real Conversations. Redonkulous butts.

FESS UP'S BACK, ALL RIGHT!

The Fess Girls return from their hiatus gigglier than ever! Listen as they give helpful karate advice, discuss the newest dip sweeping the nation: Martyole, discuss the origins of the famous Marty McFlart, And create a new alcoholic drink called "Donkey on the Rocks". What DC characters are the Fess Girls? Listen to find out! Also, listen to Amy's awful Harley Quinn impression. Seriously. It's bad.

Books Discussed in this episode: How to Ditch your Fairy by Justine Larbalestier

After a hiatus of sadness, The Fess Girls are back with an episode jam-packed with bad Amy opinions. Listen within to find out which Fess would survive what horror franchise, what zombie apocalypse dream team each sister would have, and what Stranger Things characters each Fess is! Brace Yourself: Marissa's mic gets wonky about halfway though! (This is why we can't have nice things). Episode 8 will be up in two weeks, so mark your calendars and stay #obFESSed until then!

Hamstersneeze TrumpetNoseBlow, Freckles McSunburn, and NoFun LifesAMistake return this week using their mouth muscles to yap about what questions they will never say yes to, God Tier Disney Dads, their ideas for the next great movie franchise, and what Arrested Development characters they are. The Fess Girls show off their rap skills and also give the classic movie "The Parent Trap" a much-needed face lift! Try to keep the twins in THIS reboot straight! The Fesses sure can't!

The Fess Girls are at it again; This time discussing what your go-to Mario Kart character says about you (Disclaimer: We all hate Toad. A lot. A lot a lot.), what celebrity would win the ultimate hunger games, Amy's strange childhood crushes, gross food combos, and what all of our biggest weaknesses are. Also in this episode: a fight amongst two of the sisters can only be solved through a Trial by Combat!

In this week's episode, Ena explains why she is a human disaster. Questions are asked about the best safe words, Sims 1 personality assesments, DnD Alignments, and Disney Villains. The Fess Girls give each other the best and worst (verbal) tattoos, and have a healthy discussion on why Marissa is known as the Poop Fairy.

The words of the week are: Necromancer's Stage, Grabby Stick, and Evil Flute.

After the longest "week" of this millennia, The Fess Sisters are back and discussing the cast of Queer Eye's facial hair, the best celebrity butt doubles, hilarious cat videos, the ultimate fictional character spouse, and introducing the modern world to the much-loved colloquialism for the philtrum: the pofe. Are you #obFESSed?

While battling the forces of technical difficulties, the Fess Sisters discuss Dennis Quaid and his villainy, the most important joke left out of The Book of Mormon, what Marvel characters they are, sexual dimorphism, and how cheese dust and ginger ale are made.

Come for the content, stay to listen to the Fesses attempt to play marry, bang, kill with the universe's three most hated characters: Littlefinger, Ross Geller, and Grandpa Joe.

Are you #obFESSed?

Meet The Fess Girls: Amy, Marissa, and Ena!

These three funny ladies are sisters who love coming up with zany questions and conversation starters. Listen in as they discuss tasty mythological creatures, Disney crackships, what constitutes cannibalism, George Takei's name, what Game of Thrones character they are, and the true meaning of the name Fess.

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Want to get your weird question on the show? Tweet @FessUp_Podcast or email [email protected] for the chance! Keep up-to-date with the Fesses by following us on instagram, @fessuppodcast and remember: Clayrice is the best ship.