Fetch A Pail

This show has everything! Jokes, games, penis smells. Even puzzles! It’s the hottest podcast on the West Coast. Super exclusive known only to an elite few, whisper about it to your coolest friends and you MIGHT get on the guest list. Slide into thine DMs for VIP treatment. Anyway Jackie had a good week as they are wont to do and Jill really forked up her weekend plans even though they didn’t even require her to leave the house. This episode is jam packed with all the best noise including QQ, MMM and a lil twist on S, B! Also featuring the delightful, talented and utterly luminous special guest Madison from Candle The Truth!

Jackie is drinking again and Jill has thrown caution to the wind and is adding stomach ache and diarrhea to her list of today’s ailments in pursuit of true happiness (aka a chocolate milkshake). One could argue true happiness is also why Jackie is drinking again. All in all both ya hosts had a good week and ate good food and enjoyed their very different lifestyles. Also, these bitches PREPARED for this show. You want Queer Qorner? You want Qork Borq? You want to know about Obsessions? You want Science, Bitch?! You don’t have to choose. We did ‘em all. 

Candle the Truth (Candle Reviews)

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Angel Haze - Weight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOycRO6mabo

Lyra Pramuk - Fountains

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This week Jackie and Jill both feel pretty...meh. But that’s fine and normal and ya know what? They help each other turn shit around because *sings* that’s what friends are fooooorrrr. Jackie pulls another fast one on Jill with a surprise guest and a very rude and diffucult game that no one likes. Jill outs herself as “not really a pet person” (don’t @ her!) and Jackie introduces a new segment that the mystery show notes writer has decided to call M3 for short. Something about Movies. It’s possible that they can’t remember exactly what it was called. It’s new, okay?! All this plus Queer Qorner, Current Obsessions and a willies inducing Science, Bitch!

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Supernova trailer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRz2hY6ykGE

Willys Wonderland https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxUjErnINU4

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Wow episode 18. Our show just turned old enough to buy porno mags. I mean vote! If episodes were the same as years. Anyway time flies when you’re trying to maintain a normal and happy life in a dystopian hellscape. This week Jackie made some home furnishing upgrades and enjoyed the new spoils with their best gals. Jill made a delicious-ass cake (not to be confused with a delicious ass-cake) for her BFF Hillary’s birthday and sang sober karaoke in her living room. It counts!! This jam-packed episode has all your fav spots including a FAP Check through the ages where Jill painstakingly tries to explain Star Trek lore to Jackie who is at best nonplussed by the whole situation. Additionally, Current Obsessions, Queer Qorner and Science, B!

To kick off 2021 Jackie and Jill watched Ratatouille: The TikTok Musical and despite the fact that there’s no way for the listeners to watch it they talk about it at great length. Jill gets lost in Nerdsville talking about The Expanse and Jackie has a new favorite white wine… we think. It’s hard to say for sure. Jill talks about the Bachelor during current obsessions but forgets to mention that she has a WHOLE OTHER PODCAST ABOUT IT so all of those links are in the show notes (aka this that you’re reading right now). Jackie gushes about their new musical obsession and presents Queer Qorner with a twist. No Science, Bitch! or FAP Check this week, but as usual enjoy Cork Bork and the Review Star Guessing Game or whatever the fuck.

Patricia Taxxon

https://patriciataxxon.bandcamp.com/album/the-best-day

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Life’s A Bach

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Jackie and Jill both had several days off for Christmas and found themselves feeling very differently about the interruption to their routines. Jill has had enough cookies but could use a few more days off and Jackie can’t get enough goddamn Brussels sprouts and can’t wait to get back to work. Jill drops a single FAP in the FAP Check and while attempting to report on a Celebrity misstep during Queer Qorner Jackie accidentally outs themself as a shitty queer. All Jill wants is to play trivia games so everyone will know how smart she is but instead Jackie just reads funny reviews which is probably more fun for the listeners ugh FINE. 

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It’s the Holiday Spooktacular!!! Wait, that doesn’t seem right. Anyway, this festive ass episode is extra long and extra good so sit back and enjoy! (That’s what she said?) Jackie has been giving and receiving Christmas cards whilst Jill has been giving and receiving (what some might call an excess of) Christmas cookies. We have a very super extra special Cork Bork wherein a surprise guest appears (to both his surprise and Jill’s) and a game is played and thus all of Jill’s Christmas wishes are coming true. All this plus Current Obsessions, Queer Qorner and a FAP Check for the ages. 

From all of us here at Fetch A Pail - HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!

Small Town Titians - You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

https://youtu.be/-cUz-zAATNI

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Jill turns 34 and literally nothing changes. Birthdays past year 25 don’t really seem to mean anything, but she has a lovely time all the same. Jackie is doing amazing as always because of reasons including but not limited to the healing of their medical grade butt cheek wound. Jill is feeling unsure about the word wound because it looks the same as like if you were to have wound something up like a clock or a toy but she means it like when your flesh is wounded. English isn’t the best. Anyway, join us for a tasty Lil cork bork, the tiniest lil bitchy beaker of science and a more personal than usual Queer Qorner. 

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The universe gets confused and punishes Uggz for Jackie having the audacity to clean their room but don't fret - after another adventure to the vet’s office all parties are on the mend. Jackie FINALLY gets to find out what kind of porn is available at the spermatorium and Jill teaches Jackie about sounding. As Jill writes these notes she realizes maybe her family should stop listening to this podcast. Everyone but Jill has some science to bitch about and “a listener” provides a guest Fap Check that takes your hosts on an emotional roller coaster. 

Nog-a-saké Video: https://youtu.be/uSkXMXoSXoo

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Jack and Jill relive their holiday eating experiences and try to remember what the hell else they did last week. Jill learns about some curious kinks and Jack considers leaving Jill for another cohost on a show with a much better name. This week’s Science, Bitch! gives Jack the willies and promises to do the same for any other mycophobes. Join us for all this plus Queer Qorner, Cork Bork and whatever else stuff there is!