Fetch A Pail

Last week Jill was mostly down for the count but still manages to talk about all the nothing she did for at least several minutes. Jackie is busy planning for her big surgery and trip to visit friends at the end of the summer but at least she doesn’t have to deal with that high maintenance dog anymore! This week’s listener question has us laughing our ASSES off (do you get it? Oh probably not yet because you haven’t listened to it. It’ll make sense, it’s a great joke) and Jackie comes at us with the Science! Plus a teenie tiny FAP Check, a couple FAP Check express(es?), Obsessies, Queer Qorner and Movies! 

Sohla El-Waylly - Succotash Pot Pie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ol9GfFrg8w

I’m in me mum’s car

https://youtu.be/hCM2qK8F9C0

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It’s back to school, b words! After a long (short), relaxing (very busy and somewhat stressful) summer vacation (one week hiatus from recording) your favorite gal pals (two people you listen to sometimes) are back and better than ever (except not better than episodes 32, 35 or 39 - probably). Actually, this episode is really good. There’s some real talk and some feels talk and a very powerful weekly obsession segment (spoiler alert - not Jill’s) that is heavy and important. Jackie has been playing a lot of video games and generally having a swell time doing it whilst Jill has been sweating and crying and generally being a whiny little baby. Don’t worry, she approved that description! Anyway she’s working on it. Enjoy a little extra catchin up plus Cork Bork, FAP Check, Double the Science (double the fun) and Queer Qorner of qourse. 

Arielle Twist

https://arielletwist.com/

Disintegrate/Dissociate (non-Bezos)

https://www.chapters.indigo.ca/en-ca/books/disintegrate-dissociate/9781551527598-item.html?ikwid=disintegrate%2fdissociate&ikwsec=Home&ikwidx=0

Disintegrate/Dissociate (Bezos)

https://www.amazon.ca/Disintegrate-Dissociate-Arielle-Twist/dp/1551527596/ref=sr_1_1?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1534965427&sr=8-1&keywords=Arielle+Twist

Sexy Beast Trailer (honestly, yikes)

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Join us for this week’s mystical adventure from Dog Psychics to the life hack of your DREAMS (that involves eggs). Jackie has been a real lucky b word the last couple of weeks and would appreciate some pennies thrown into wishing wells and four leaf clover discoveries on her behalf to avoid the impending changing of tides. Really the only thing you’ll learn about Jill this week is that she’s a real whiny baby when it gets hot. It was only like 79 today and she’s fully wrecked. Something else gets wrecked (Jackie’s b hole) but you’ll have to stick around past the Cork Bork to find out why. Jill finally watched Bo Burnham’s gosh dang Netflix special and only has 36 viewings to go to get on Jackie’s level. The second half is missing some of the usual segments but don’t worry it still slaps. Can you say that about stuff that isn’t songs? I’m gonna! We didn’t have any listener questions this week which is technically your fault but we also forgot to mention the questions email address again so I guess just click the link in the dang show notes already!! Considering the questionable nature of this content, I bet you can think of something *winky face emoji*

Jackie’s Virus

https://www.tiktok.com/@jvck13tv/video/6975261802342993158

The other Tik-Tok video we explained in detail

https://www.tiktok.com/@saint.josie/video/6976302382594477317

ATK Hard “Boiled” Eggs

https://youtu.be/RV9nz1qlY64 

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Sometimes an episode really speaks for itself and you don’t even need notes about it. Is this one of those episodes? You tell me. I mean yes, it’s very good and needs no introduction. It’s packed full of all of your favorite segments (except your actual favorite segment we skipped that one this week). Anyway you’re only reading these to get the link to Jackie’s TikTok so without further adieu-

Jackie’s TikTok

https://www.tiktok.com/@jvck13tv

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Once again your hosts find themselves trapped and confused in a temporal anomaly and lack the necessary tools to free themselves. After a week of Jackie’s insides falling out her butt she’s back and feeling better than ever! Jill seems to have used her AirPod microphone instead of her studio mic, so that’s not ideal and she is sorry but Jackie’s not worried about it so neither should you be. After catching up on the latest, Jackie proves once and for all that she is the best at answering listener questions (like that was up for debate) and Jill wastes everyone’s time talking about the new season of the Bachelorette. Plus a teenie tiny FAP Check, a personal Queer Qorner, a brief Science, Bitch! that is weirdly specific to one of Jill’s obscure (but not interesting) pastimes. Plus movies and a tinder profile with a twist!

Jackie’s Twitch Channel

https://twitch.tv/jvck13

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*ASMR whispers* For this week’s episode, we invite you to light a candle, run a bath or snuggle up by the fire, pour a glass of something warm or bubbly (probably not both, piping hot Dr. Pepper is not recommended) and just lean back and relax. Starting at the top of your head and working your way slowly down your body, untense your muscles and imagine a warm, bright wave radiating through you inch by inch until it reaches your toes. Take a deep breath from your diaphragm, hold it for a moment, and then exhale. Now you’re ready to melt into the soothing sounds of your favorite podcasters on a super chill low energy day. If you came for laughs, you won’t be disappointed, but also you might be. Jill literally had a therapeutic massage a few hours before recording and never quite recovered from the sleepy jelly state where it left her. Also Jackie thinks sleepyjelly™  is a good Instagram handle but don’t take it it’s trademarked now ™ ™ ™ After being released from Poor Prison and then locking herself back up, Jackie introduces us to a brand new segment that even has its own theme song! Plus a listener question, a FAP Check Section, current obsessions AND more. 

Amolë

https://www.amolekitsap.com/

Saint Josie - Inheritance

https://open.spotify.com/track/0AGzMl9TZk67VW5Hx2Oxk6?si=e28d8d890d6141d1 

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What. An. Episode. To be honest, it’s a bit of a whirlwind but it felt like in a good way so don’t worry too much about it. Jackie has learned that money CAN buy happiness or at the very least not money can buy not happiness. Or more like not money can by nothing and that’s boring? Jill has been feeling all overwhelmed by things opening up and getting back to semi normal and trying to get her job done and also make and keep plans so she’s taking a mid-week one day-cation and is PUMPED about it. She also forgot to mention it’s her brother and friend of the show Jeff’s birthday tomorrow. HAPPY BIRTHDAY JEFF all we got you was a surprising and embarrassing transition to the Cork Board! Apparently yelp reviews are dead (RIP RUN) but we have all the best segments left over even if Jill only picked her obsession one second in advance and even if the new segment is more upsetting than funny! Listener emails are on fleek this week (I brought it back for the rhyme don’t @me) and at some point Jackie invents a new word but does not provide the definition so as to force listeners to come back next week. I think that might be entrapment, but I don’t know what entrapment is. Don’t correct me though just let me have this one.

Jackie’s Twitch Channel

https://www.twitch.tv/jvck13

Olympic Foraged Crafts (Maker of Jill’s fav herbal tea)

https://instagram.com/olympicforagedcrafts

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Oh crap dang it they recorded on Monday again so everything feels different, plus Jackie is MAD! She says it like how a cute baby would say it but really she actually is pretty mad. *sings to the tune of It’s My Party by Lesley Gore* You would be too if it happened toooo youuuuuu. We should talk more about that song and how it had a sequel on the same album. Can you even think of any other songs that have sequels? Another time. Jill is doing normal pre-pandemic type things like making plans and then not even cancelling them! Who even is she? This week’s Cork Bork is oh-so-special with an expert guest brought in to compete with Jill in what can only be described as “a game, technically” and to tell us all about his work compiling resources for the LGBTQ+ community in little bb Kitsap County where Jill lives (and where Jackie grew up). On the back nine (that’s what Jill just decided to call the part of the show after the Cork Board, it’s a golf reference - keep up!) Jackie learns something brand new and definitely super endearing about his co-host of 6 months and friend of more than 15 years. It might not be the best episode ever (it’s well documented that #32 holds that title) but it’s honestly very good. If you agree, slap 5 stars on us - won’t you?

Nils’ LGBTQ+ Non-Prof info

https://www.rainbowcrewnw.org/

F9 Trailer 2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEE4RO-_jug

How Did This Get Made breakdown of F9 Trailer 2

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If you’re looking for the perfect podcast episode, look no further… than last week’s episode. If you’re looking for something pretty good that you haven’t listened to yet, then you’ve found it! Jackie ate nice food and drank nice drinks and now she remembers that is an expensive thing to do. Jill let other people cook for her because she still doesn’t believe in spending money. Something confusing happened and Jackie isn’t obsessed with anything and Jill is obsessed with everything now I guess. This week Jill managed to connect with the listeners via Instagram and proved definitively that she’s allowed to do whatever she wants when recording videos of herself including but not limited to gazing directly into the camera. Obsessions is a little sciency, Queer Qorner and FAP Check exist, albeit briefly, and Jill is getting really good at Yelp reviews. At some point Jackie and Jill become sisters and unrelatedly try to high five via two separate video recordings. Is that a cool thing to do?

That guy from that boy band’s new video:

https://youtu.be/vcwu4OjPfdo

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Happy Thursday, lovely listeners! What are our listeners even called...Fappers? Lol good one, Jill. Jackie and Jill are both in good spirits this week after very successful (though wildly different)  weekend activities. Jackie debuts she/her as a new pronoun option and despite her best efforts remains firmly un-cancelled. Jill put in a few extra hours for the man and also worked overtime this weekend. Somehow that’s supposed to be a joke about her brother being “the man” because she babysat her nephew but whomever is writing this couldn’t figure out quite how to execute that attempt and is leaving you with this wordy explanation instead. Who would do that? Jill learns a new word (trepanning) and gives a fragmented and some might say incoherent report on it for Science, Bitch! even though she literally read about it for a full hour and had comprehensive notes. Queer Qorner is Quick because white people get enough press as it is and Jackie comes through with the assist after Jill leaves a very important FAP in the bag during the FAP Check. Plus, obsessions! Movies! And other stuff!

Article written by the woman who had a voluntary trepanation performed in 1996

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/health-the-hole-story-of-my-life-1601605.html

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