Fetch A Pail

Fetch A Pail

By Jackie & JillComedy
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Fetch A Pail episodes

  • S2E4: I Put That Inside Me
    In lieu of witty and delightful show notes, please enjoy this lil bit of business. Here at Fetch a Pail we are all about ch-ch-ch-changes! First change to report is that we will be a Bi-Weekly Friendship podcast from now on. Every other Thursday we will be coming at ya with a familiar, but (hopefully) elevated format and some new/improved segments! The first year of Podcasting during the pandemic was largely during quarantine and down time which isn’t exactly what life is like anymore so we hope that the new schedule will be more conducive to our gal about town lifestyles. Anyway this episode is not elevated and only has a little bit of new stuff but it’s fun and great and you’re gonna love it probably!
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    52 min
  • S2E3: Sham2: Rude Orca
    Episode 50! This was meant to be a shorty aka Speed Run because Jackie had better things to do but we ended up talking so much that even though we skipped several segments it’s actually just a regular length episode, not our PB. That’s a speedrunner term, I am very cool for knowing it. Jackie has been pro being perceived this week and Jill had an… experience at the doctor that you’re probably gonna wanna know about. We have a great listener question and a fun new segment where we get to help Jackie with her OK Cupes profile! Plus a genuinely upsetting FAP Check and a Quick Queer Qorner. You can listen to Fetch A Pail wherever you get your podcasts, but if you listen on Spotify you can participate in some weekly questions AND soon will be able to upload voice messages for us! That’s some fancy future shit.
    Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe
    Jackie's FFS & Recovery Fund
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    1 hr 3 min
  • S2E2: Jackie's Birthday Episode!
    Wow we actually recorded on time 2 weeks in a row, it’s almost like we are professional podcasters! Episode 2 of Season 2 is a very special episode indeed because we recorded it on JACKIE'S BIRTHDAY! Do you know Jackie as well as Jill does? Play along with the special birthday quiz and give yourself however many points you feel like because no one will be there to hold you accountable to the truth! No science this week and a lot of Jackie judging Jill’s media consumption but that’s normal. Maybe we should rename the podcast to Jackie Judging Jill. Fetch a Pail of Jackie’s judgments and dump them on Jill’s head like that movie with the scary prom lady. Happy Halloween week!
    Jackie’s fav song right now
    https://open.spotify.com/track/3QKKtAgmUkgt4uKpX5Hmlf?si=79a4417ad86948bd
    Rebecca Black video
    bbno$ & Rebecca Black - yoga (Official Video)
    Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe
    Jackie's FFS & Recovery Fund
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    1 hr 21 min
  • S2E1: Dancey Time Club Town
    Episode 48 aka Season 2 Episode 1: The Comeback! That’s actually not what the episode is called but it is what we did. After a somewhat unplanned and certainly unannounced hiatus from recording Jackie and Jill return to the mics to catch you up on the latest! You ready for your favorite segments? I hope not because we skipped most of them. You tryin to laugh once or twice and feel warm and fuzzy in your heart and maybe your downstairs business? Well you are in luck because one of those things could theoretically happen! Tune in most Thursdays for the next however long we feel like to experience the twists, turns, joys and disappointments of Fetch A Pail Season 2. The critics are raving with reviews like: “It’s almost as good as the first one” and “I forgot this podcast existed!”
    Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe
    Jackie's FFS & Recovery Fund
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    58 min
  • Noise Monsters

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    Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe

    Jackie's FFS & Recovery Fund

     

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    58 min
  • Solid Brick Of Substance

    Lil shorty action comin at ya this week, but what we lack in run time we make up for in actually good content so you’re welcome! Jackie is living her best basic b word life via the Starby’s PSL and Jill is trying to do more hobbies and succeeding medium-ly. Your gals ponder if the success of PSL is contingent upon its novelty, or if it would be more profitable to offer it year round. Same question regarding other LTOs at popular fast food type restaurants. No Science or FAP Check this week but we’ve got a wonderful Queer Qorner, Obsessions and a little Whatchya Watchin action. Short ep = short notes aka shnotes

    40 min
  • Caiylf

    We recorded 2 days later than usual because on Tuesday at noon Jill was certain she was going to feel amazing after work and go to the hardware store and go grocery shopping. Instead she and her boyfriend both got migraines and she laid in bed and watched Real Housewives of Salt Lake City for 7 hours but she didn’t talk about it on the episode because Jackie is very rude about reality television shows. Anyway something exploded in Jackie’s caiylf and on the Bay Bridge which made for a real astrology is somehow to blame for this bad luck type of day. Despite this Jackie is in good spirits and has been doing well (that’s our fav) and despite things being basically fine for Jill she still found plenty to complain about (classic!) The second half of the show is packed full of (most of) the best segments including actual questions from REAL listeners! Shout out to Melanie and Nardo, you da real mvps. 

     

    Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe

    https://gofund.me/8fd3d021 

     

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    1 hr 8 min
  • Trash Gifts

    Well, Jill’s back from vacation and she’s just as sleepy and cranky as ever after several mishaps including but not limited to bad times sleeping while camping. Jackie thinks Jill should just be better at camping, and to be fair she is not wrong. Jackie has mostly been getting ready for her upcoming surgery, but she’s also been talking to BOYS on the INTERNET! No Science this week but we got a great question from a real person who definitely listens to the show, although no one wrote in with names for Jill’s vagina… Anyway we have plenty of Obsessions, Queer Qorner and movies to make up for it!

     

    Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe

    https://gofund.me/8fd3d021 

     

    Scary Music Video

    The Woman Inside - The Golden Tree directed by Bart Hess

     

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    1 hr 10 min
  • JaymesBondJr

    This low energy ep is brought to you by a harrowing day of laser hair removal followed by a big beer and a tummy load of sushi. Tummy load sounds like a poop thing or a mouth sex thing, but it just means enough food to fill your tummy so get your head out the gutter already! Anyway the sleepy vibe is co-sponsored by Jill’s tumble down the hill (wow I see what you did there) when she was attempting to be a good grown up and do terrible chores that she hates. Okay that’s it the notes are over now. 

     

    **No new episode next week, Jill is on vacation and will be out of town so Jackie’s taking the week off as well. Next episode should drop August 12th-ish.

     

    Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe

    https://gofund.me/8fd3d021 

     

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    55 min
  • Shawtay
    Strap in folks, this is a fast paced ride and there will be no slowing down and no stopping, not even if you have to pee real bad so empty them bladders and hop on! (That’s what I said to your moms last night ohhhhhhhh!!) Okay you can pause it if it’s urgent don’t just not pee because I said so. Anyway this episode is a lil shorty because Jackie and Jill have had good but also very busy weeks which is pretty par for the course lately (see the last few episodes where you learn that Jill is really into Mario Golf right now so that turn of phrase is apropos). We hope you have as much fun with it as we did and we also hope you have a bunch of disposable income, some of which you might like to share with our friend Jackie so she can more safely and comfortably recover from her procedure in September. If you’re broke like Jill is, don’t fret! Just subscribe to the ole podcast and maybe share the GoFundMe link if you want to. Either way, thanks for bein’ here and thanks for bein’ a friend!
    Jackie’s FFS GoFundMe
    https://gofund.me/8fd3d021
    Placeholder for other link I forgot
    Email questions to [email protected]
    Follow us on Twitter: https://twitter.com/FetchAPail
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    38 min

About Fetch A Pail

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The Fetch A Pail Podcast is hosted by Jackie (Queer, Trans Femme, She/Her) and Jill (Cis, Hetero, Ally, She/Her). We're a bi-weekly friendship podcast about life, culture, and definitely NOT US. Join…