Fetch A Pail

Jill is house sitting for (friend-of-the-show) her brother and his internet is just two snails yelling into tin cans. That means slow. She also has a cardboard cut from a Philadelphia Cream Cheese (not an ad) container on her left thumb as well as a paper cut from a Bank of America (not an ad) credit card envelope on her right index finger both of which transpired in the last 24 hours and yet HERE SHE SITS, typing for your pleasure. Okay for her pleasure because when Jackie texts her later to say the show notes were chef’s kiss it’s going to give her a lot of pride, a sense of accomplishment and a little tickle to the ole shego. See what I did there? We’re all ladies here, right? It doesn’t matter. The show notes are being written before the episode has been reviewed or edited because it’s taking 5 ever to download the audio and it’s already been over a week since the episode was recorded! Get over it!!

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The one where Jill learns that “kickflip” is one word and not two. Jackie catches us up on the twists and turns of her dating life and Jill can only relate everything to an episode of Star Trek but tbh that’s growth for her because she used to relate everything to an episode of Friends (stares at the first sentence of these notes). Yes she knows that Friends is problematic (we’re looking at you Fat Monica) it’s called cognitive dissonance, people! Jackie hits the jack(ie)pot at Groce Out whilst Jill avoids the grocery store like the plague, ya know because of how there is one and no one cares anymore?

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On this shorty Jackie takes her sweet time getting to the good stuff, Jill rebrands Science, Bitch! and both of your hosts make a lot of jokes about official pinball points (WPPRs - pronounced "whoppers") being different kinds of candy and/or fast food items. Short ep, short notes!

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Welp, I wrote the show notes but don't know how to use a Mac Book and accidentally went back instead of scrolling down and then the notes were gone and along with them my willingness to write any! Okay I'll try just a little. Join us this week for Jill's tales of nasty animal business as well as yucky Starby's bevs but more importantly for a personal Queer Qorner from Jackie with juicy juicers about her current dating sitch. THIS PODCAST IS NOT ABOUT US. #prayforkaren

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Jackie is traveling out of county to rob locals of their pinball trophies while Jill remains steadfast in her commitment to do nothing and go nowhere. This episode your gals are obsessed with many forms of media and putting all kinds of delicious things inside them. Jackie is still mad at Jill for correcting her pronunciation of “Andouille” so she’s putting Jill back in her place as the pleb she is by bringing it with the music and art recs. Jill counters with mention of a French salad and makes up some ground. It’s a tight race and the only way to know who comes out on top is to listen to every episode of Fetch a Pail AND to tell all your friends to do the same!

DJO

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Jill’s Salad Nicoise

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Jackie and Jill are Back(y) and Still… talking about stuff! After a relaxing and productive half year hiatus Fetch a Pail is back with new episodes, hopefully a few of you never got around to unsubscribing and are very excited to see us?

We recorded this episode 2 days before the Supreme Court (of the US) officially overturned Roe v Wade leaving it up to the states to decide whether or not safe abortions will be legal and available - spoiler alert a bunch of states immediately enacted restrictions, criminal penalties and outright bans. Our hearts break for every person with a uterus in these states who are no longer federally protected and we are grateful to live in Washington and California, both of which have our backs (at least for now). Everything feels heavy today, and though we’ve joked a lot about the dystopian hellscape we are living in over the last few years it seems like every day that passes it is less of a dramatization and more of a literal fact about our reality.

We’re not sure if it’s good or correct to post a frivolous episode of a silly time podcast today, but we started this podcasts in the depths of lockdown, Trump’s America and early waves of the deadlier stages of the pandemic and we continue to believe people deserve nice things and joy especially in times like these so we hope you agree and enjoy the escape. With love and solidarity <3 Jill and Jackie

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Bwehhh-bweh-bweh-bwehh!! JILL’S BDAY EPISODE! Jackie has had an amazing couple of weeks once again and nothing terrible happened to any of her windshields when it was raining. Jill actually did have an amazing birthday weekend and maybe had a nice time before that too but tends to not remember well more than 3-4 days in the past. Catch up with us and then stick around for the Cork Bork, Queer Qorner, a listener powered FAP Check, all of the other segments (we don’t skip any anymore!!) and a very special game that was truly one of the best gifts Jill has ever received. Don’t forget to email your questions to us and if you’re listening on Spotify send us a voice memo or ask us a question there!

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Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo NEW FORMAT ALERT! It’s mostly all the same old s-h-i-t that you know (and we assume love) but there’s even more of it! New segments, new takes on old segments, YOU NAME IT! Actually we named it. Or them I guess. Anyway it turns out after 2 weeks your fav cutie pie hosty babes have lots to catch up on and one or more of them may have watched too many movies. Cakes were both made and thrown out, dips were both made and eaten and then both of those over again! Jackie teaches Jill at least 2 new phrases and Jill gets no less than 1 of Jackie’s Tik-Tok references. So, that’s pretty impressive I think.

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