Fetch A Pail

Fetch A Pail

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Fetch A Pail episodes

  • S5E4: Glucose Guardians

    Jill has been sick and Jackie has been having a rough week, but despite Jackie’s transcendental curse your fav friends finally got together to make jokes about it and ask the universe to cut us (but mostly Jackie) some dang slack! Jackie is still looking for a place to live in the Bay Area that better suits her needs (of not living next door to her Ex) and it’s going so poorly the thought of moving to Bremerton has actually crossed her beautiful mind. Jill is not gonna get her hopes up (okay maybe just a little). Special surprise (to Jill) guest Adam joins us after the Cork Bork which special surprise (to Adam) is still a song written and performed by him. Alternate episode title: The One with All the (Parentheticals)

    Oatmeal Cream Pie Bars: https://www.kingarthurbaking.com/recipes/oatmeal-cream-pie-bars-recipe

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    1 hr 3 min
  • S5E3: B-L-A-U-R-G-H


    Spoiler alert! Jackie is feeling happier🎉 I put a party popper moji in there but idk if that will translate correctly to the apps so just pretend like it’s there if you don’t see it or if there’s a weird little square. Jill is trying to be healthier!! It’s going medium! ⁠🎉 Also deserves a p-pop moj if I do say so myself. Medium is better than bad and not as good as well. Thoughts and prayers to Jackie first and Jill later on their quests for life better-ness plz and thx. 

    For real we shared some extra sweetness on this episode and we hope you all enjoy it and get to find some extra sweetness in your lives too, wherever you can. Thanks for being a friend!

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    50 min
  • S5E2: Electric Boogaloo

    Jackie got sick but now she feels better, Jill’s a little chilly so she’s wearing a sweater. Okay so I guess it’s more like a sweatshirt, but that’s not the point let’s teach Jackie how to flirt! If you want to know about fast food slogans you’ll listen to Fetch A Pail (and NOT Joe Rogan).

    We are having so much fun getting back into the swing of recording the show and would love to hear from you, our lovely loyal listeners. How you all be doin? What do you like to hear about on the show? Email us or hit us up on dat ‘gram yo. 

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    42 min
  • S5E1.5: When Deez

    *Join Jackie and Jill as they transverse life’s greatest foibles! Expect to hear Jackie talking about some possible new relation“flips” while Jill has IBS (Irresistible Booty Shorts). Will our dynamic duo find the answers to life’s biggest Qs? All of that and more on today’s episode of the Joe Rogan Experience. 

    *Disclaimer: Jill outsourced the show notes this week and let us tell ya, you get what you pay for. Fetch a Pail does not condone or support the production or consumption of any post News Radio Joe Rogan content.

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    44 min
  • S5E1: Qontent Cueens

    2023, amirite? We may have been off the podwaves for over a year according to Jackie (and calendars) but we never stopped recording in our hearts! Jackie and Jill are teasing their way into some kind of semi normal recording schedule and are so excited to be back at it! Please enjoy this tasty little morsel and keep your ears’ tastebuds salivating for more to come soon! 

    Thanks for being a friend <3

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    19 min
  • S4E1: Banackie
    We accidentally took 2 months off (again) but we just can't quit each other! Or you :) I think I was supposed to put a link to something in the show notes but I didn't listen to the whole episode when I edited it so I can't be sure. I guess if you really want it, you'll have to send an email to [email protected] and tell me what it was supposed to be and then I can send it to you. While you're at it, ask a question or tell us about your life! *Edit to add #1 listener Aunt Patty reminded me the thing I was supposed to link is Jackie’s Twitch channel! https://twitch.tv/jackietr4n
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    1 hr 10 min
  • S3E10: Everything’s Coming Up Jackie

    Jackie had a pretty good Birthday and a decent Halloween but a fully trash-ass few days in between. Luckily we waited long enough to record this episode that she has recovered from her terrible horrible no good very bad weekend and everything in her life is somehow even more fabulous than usual! About 20 minutes in, Jackie does some accidental foreshadowing regarding her propensity to say offensive shit, so don’t say you weren’t warned! Jill is doing really exciting stuff like still not volunteering, doing puzzles and baking sometimes. Be sure to stick around after the Cork Bork if you wanna know what we’ve been putting inside us! It’s funny because it sounds like sex things but it’s just food. Get it?

    Modified Dolls

    Washington State: https://www.facebook.com/wamodifieddolls/
    https://www.instagram.com/wamodifieddolls/?hl=en
    International: https://themodifieddolls.wordpress.com/

    Blobfish

    https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/in-defense-of-the-blobfish-why-the-worlds-ugliest-animal-isnt-as-ugly-as-you-think-it-is-6676336/

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    1 hr 3 min
  • S3E9: Gerber Barker
    First the business - Jackie’s audio on this ep is a little wonky. We’re working out some kinks with new recording methods and hoping to have it crisp and clean next time! Now onto the funsies- Little known fact, Gerber Barker is actually German for "Jackie's Birthday!" So Happy Gerber Barker to all, but mostly to Jackie. Today your editor in chief and show noteser in... brief? is eating chicken that is too spicy, doing a puzzle and writing the show notes. It's an impressive juggling act, but one which requires more stamina and motivation than I possess so just like the ep, the synopsis be a shorty. Enjoy both!
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    46 min
  • S3E8: Nothing Noodles

    After an unplanned hiatus (THANKS COVID) your fav Fappers have returned! This episode has everything: Pinball, gay weddings, and cake pops. Not to mention very cool and hip obsessions (Jill) and several foods that are maybe actually just water (Jackie).

    Musical Mondays

    https://www.improvbroadway.com/musicalmonday.html

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHm_0On9O5s


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    1 hr 18 min

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The Fetch A Pail Podcast is hosted by Jackie (Queer, Trans Femme, She/Her) and Jill (Cis, Hetero, Ally, She/Her). We're a bi-weekly friendship podcast about life, culture, and definitely NOT US. Join…