Total mystery what Kristy’s Big News is this week, but Patrick Thomas is getting married and he can’t do that without every member of his estranged, alienated, angry, and abandoned family by his side! Except David Michael for some reason. Also this week: Shark People, Heraclitus, and a timely checkin with WebMD.

Music credits:

“Fun Quirky Retro,” by Pink Zebra

“Dark Skies,” by Marco Belloni Music

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“The Prophecy,” by Fox Beat

“Sad to Hopeful,” by The Story Shop

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Superbrat for the outro music.

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