A lot of people have been asking exactly how many shades of Alan Gray there are and while most casual observers think it’s fifty, true experts will tell you that it’s three: Prank Alan, Suave Alan, and Trying-Too-Hard Alan. Anyway, Claudia dates all three of them this week and none of the dates are a disaster and the title of this book is a lie.

Music credits:

“Passion,” by Pink Zebra

“Passion,” by Stellar Tracks

“Chopstick Slapstick,” by OurMusicBox

“Creepy,” by Wild Kitty Tunes

“Classical Inspiration,” by Mat Steiner

Thanks as always to original Baby Boy Scott Lamb for the intro music, and to Bye Bye Empire for the outro music.

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