Film Appreciation Guild

EPISODE 19 IS OUT NOW!!! Join the Guild Masters for the conclusion of this high stakes tale of betrayal, abuse, and escape. We are on the edge of our seats as Betty Mahmoody and Mahtob run for their lives from a future of ornate rugs and domestic violence. Many, many deep political and philosophical discussions are had and absolutely nothing is accomplished.

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EPISODE 18 IS OUT NOW!!! The Guildmasters challenge their language comprehension skills by watching this gem with Spanish audio and French subtitles. Sally Field and Alfred Molina star in this instant classic about the beauty of marriage and domestic abuse across cultural boundaries. Peter Stormare is an outstanding actor. Alfred Molina has a visible lack of ethnicity and a wildly large nose. Middle Eastern fashion. Invading Iran versus invading North Korea. Reed and Scotty used to work with an ??Argentinian?? ... And much more!

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EPISODE 17 IS OUT NOW!!! The guild masters wrap up this martial arts tale of vengeance and dick punches as Kurt Sloane topples the towering Tong Po in a Muay Thai death match that leaves much to be desired. What is lacking in the drama is made up for by JCVD's greased abs. Your dad gets blown.

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EPISODE 16 IS OUT NOW!!! The grotesquely prolific Jean-Claude VanDamme makes his third appearance on the show in the action sport thriller, Kickboxer! Join the guild masters as they witness Kurt Sloane transform himself into a Muay Thai warrior to avenge his Puerto Rican brother against a mildly intimidating Tong Po. Jean-Claude VanDamme choreographed all of the fighting in this motion picture. Co-starring JCVD's thighs.... Your dad gets blown.

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EPISODE 15 IS OUT NOW!!! Join the guild as they close out the final chapter in this HAWT three-part, all dude three-way. As the certain demise of The Bridge on the River Kwai draws nearer, the guild masters do a cost-benefit analysis of hard labor versus torture. Dudley's great ass is discussed. And cases are made as to why women should be on top. Your dad gets blown.

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EPISODE 14 IS OUT NOW!!!! Still playing catch up for missing a couple of weeks because the producer was busy huffing paint. Part 2 of our deep examination of "The Bridge on the River Kwai" drops like a wet turd on your dad's chest. The guild masters discuss the differences in the bowel movements of women and children. Dudley shares a prison island sex fighting fantasy, and Reed and Scotty agree that Iraq is hot. Your dad gets blown.

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EPISODE 13 IS OUT NOW!!! We missed two weeks of episodes because the producer is r3tarded. Comin' down the pipe is the first installment of the almost too long World War II classic "The Bridge on the River Kwai" watch as Ben Kenobi leads a group of British soldiers in building and then blowing up a bridge. Sounds like war in a nutshell. Co-starring a guy who was in another movie about a Japanese bridge, join the guild masters as we watch the number 36 film on AFI's 100 list. Your dad gets blown.

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EPISODE 11 IS OUT NOW!!!! The story continues in this high stakes prison action film starring the uncrowned king of action, JCVD! Join the Guild as we watch Detective Louis Burke in the final showdown with Christian "The Sandman" Naylor deep in the bowels of a state penitentiary. So many dads get blown.

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The magnanimous JCVD makes his second entry into the Guild Hall with the prison film that should have ended all prison films, Death Warrant. Co-starring Robert Guillaume (Benson), Patrick Kilpatrick (Last Man Standing), Art LeFleur (The Blob), and Abdul Salaam El Razzac (Pretty Woman).

While enjoying this classic action film, Reed confuses this film with Sly Stallone's "Lock Up". We also discuss JCVD as a male role model and Dudley's shocking flexibility.

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The Guild concludes the Scotty's Basic Training video with the graduation ceremony. An official recognition of the forging of future PTSD stricken alcoholics, drug addicts, and heroes. Stand salute this brave new generation of neglected veterans from the hallowed halls of a U.S. Army TRADOC post.

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