The Guild takes a trip down memory lane with Scotty's U.S. Army Basic Training video. Re-live real footage of the forging of a true American hero and future Film Guildmaster, Scotty J. If this episode doesn't make you want to stand up and "mark time, march" then your patriotism is in question and your citizenship has been put on waivers. Salute our very own Army Soldier, Scotty J, and jerk off while you listen.

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Continuing with the father/son adventure film, TANK, starring James Gardner and C. Thomas Howell. Today, we ask "how much hair is too much hair?". Also, Scotty and Dudley give their praises to Chuck Palahniuk. And Dudley talks about learning sheet music.

On this episode we discuss rimming bar flies and James Gardner's masculinity. A claim is submitted that Con-Air Nic Cage is the hottest Nic Cage, and much more... We also watch the surprisingly entertaining TANK starring James Gardner and the superstar that never was, C. Thomas Howell. 

Apologies for the terrible audio on this episode (and the next). We tried to fix it.... fuck off.

The one and only Jean-Claude Van Damme makes his first of many appearances. This time as Gibson Rickenbacker in the Sci-Fi Action/Thriller Cyborg. This was originally meant to be the sequel to Masters of the Universe....

Dudley, Scotty, and Reed take in another blast from the past with VIBES. Jeff GoldBlum and Cyndi Lauper play psychics in this trainwreck from 1988. Co-Starring Peter Falk and Steve Buscemi.

The adventure continues with the Film Guild and Rambo as he liberates the Taliban from Soviet control.

Among the topics covered on this episode are Sylvester Stallone's and Tom Cruise's absurd size, and the network of slave tunnels beneath Buddhist temples.

This is an old, bad ozploitation film. We make fun of, and are confused by it...