I don’t want to die, there’s so much in life I want to enjoy. On this episode we’re ramming a car into a mountain, leisurely ignoring imminent missile attacks, shaking down Caraway, bullshitting our way into a base, tricking idiot soldiers, killing those same soldiers off screen, mashing buttons to push things, hacking a computer, setting a self destruct timer, referencing the Hi Ho Tank, blowing up a tank, and spiraling into a hopeless depression. Did you put me on this team because you hated me?

02:32 Intro | 06:00 Deling City | 11:01 Fury Caraway | 16:31 Missile Base Entrance | 18:40 In the Missile Base | 28:56 Pushing Missile Pod | 33:11 Indoor Base Showdown | 39:56 Parking Lot Showdown | 44:46 Post Battle Blues | 52:35 Real Net | 53:01 Outro