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Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart
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Hello my darling children.
This week I went to the port town of Southampton and recorded a podcast in a large echoey public space with my dear and very funny friend Verona Rose.
We had a lovely chat covering what she's up to on social media, the ups and downs of showbiz and a brief clumsy foray into the oddness of curated, corporate diversity drives.
I think I have made most of it listenable with some EQ mastermixing, but I do apologise for the occasional mutters and chair scrapes in the background. Think of it as rich textural evidence that SHC is not afraid to head straight to streets (and then go in an arts centre)
Love be upon thee
Captain Seaside
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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here (but I will now ignore you if I see you in the street)
And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello
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Produced by Drew Toynbee
Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz
Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart
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Hello sods
This is a big shiny special event because this weeks episode of Stupid Hearts Club in the final hour of a THREE hour lol-fest I had with Matthew Morgan just yesterday. We giggled a hell of a lot and achieved precisely nothing. Stay off the Geopolitics eh lads.
If you would like to hear the first 2/3 of our conversation then you will have to find Matt Morgan on Patreon because that's where that is.
Hope you have a giggle listening. I am really rather fond of you all.
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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here (but I will now ignore you if I see you in the street)
And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello
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Produced by Drew Toynbee
Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz
Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart
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Yes I have pulled in another old Stupid Hearts Club regular. Our favourite uncontrollable wet fireworks tin of bilge, and ill thought through nonsense Miles Chapman.
Marvel as we discuss people being awful at school, youth fashions of yesteryear and our ridiculous list of nicknames for each other.
Apologies if the whole thing makes you feel like there is a burgeoning global male crisis spreading across our failing civilisation.
Frankly, if there is one, this is what it would sound like.
Fun though
SHC 4 eva baby
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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here (but I will now ignore you if I see you in the street)
And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello
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Produced by Drew Toynbee
Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz
Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart
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(I'm the first to do this joke right? I started the joke)
After me dropping my rather solemn and hopefully sensible Holly and Phil Bonus Episode last week (hiding carefully on Patreon only) we've all had a lot to process. On 'that' subject I'm saying nothing more until there is something significant to talk about.
But this week it's time to get back to what Stupid Hearts Club is REALLY about. Me laughing like a twat at things that my writer friend Alistair Griggs says out of his mouth, with not a hint of irony.
There is some sensational, vintage Griggs in here, he sets the pace by sighing and dreaming about having an AI boss, my very idea of hell, and ends with revelations about his his take-away curry ordering habits. You will not be disappointed.
If you have never heard Griggs and I chat before, I encourage you to start here and then go back to our previous episodes and gorge yourself on absurdity and tension.
You can also still find our orginal episode of 'Sick Minds', our first attempt at a podcast.
I love you all. Thank you so much for continuing to support me.
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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here (but I will now ignore you if I see you in the street)
And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello
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Produced by Drew Toynbee
Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz
Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart
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Wow wow wow. What a lovely, lively and brilliant chat I had with comedy actor and writer Jessica Knappet. I absolutely love talking to Jess and we have a great giggle here, even though some of it is moaning about the telly industry. Luckily most of it just silly nonsense and general chatty-bobs. Let's welcome her to the Stupid Hearts Family, I think she's a keeper. Stupid Hearts Club forever baby!
Ma'am
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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here (but I will now ignore you if I see you in the street)
And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello
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Produced by Drew Toynbee
Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz
Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart
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As promised here is a second podcast in two days to make up for a gap last week. I would like to think this works well as a companion piece to the solo check in I posted for Ep 54. It is more and more obvious to me that many of my listeners really appreciate emotional honest and mental health chat alongside the silly stuff, so I will always keep that thread going. This chat with Katerina has got some incredibly insightful stuff in it and I hope you find it as interesting as I did. Brilliant guest.
Stay curious everybody xx
Nico not Neeco
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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here (but I will now ignore you if I see you in the street)
And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello
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Produced by Drew Toynbee
Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz
Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart
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Hey everyone.
I have recorded two episodes as promised. This one is a bit of self care musing and hopefully a bit of positivity mixed with the usual nonsense, but the one I will drop on Saturday morning is an amazing chat with therapist and pod-friend Katerina Georgiou. I hope you get something warm from both, there's some good bits if you bear with my wanging on...
Keep the messages coming and let me know if you would like something mentioned or read out on the pod.
Love you all
Uncle Ma'am
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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here (but I will now ignore you if I see you in the street)
And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello
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Produced by Drew Toynbee
Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz
Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart
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Hey there lovelies.
It's Uncle Ma'am's Birthday Fortnight and she's never felt younger.
I had a great chat with comedy firework display Richard Hardisty last night to make up for the pod recording I ballsed up last week. Here we discuss and somehow toss together many disparate things like ADHD, Oasis, shitty internet arguing, Alan Watts and much more.
Check out Richards live show SILLY BOY very soon at Soho Theatre, you can find him on Instagram @rich_hardisty
Will defo be getting him back as we awaken the matrix in each other
Enjoy babies-
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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here (but I will now ignore you if I see you in the street)
And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello
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Produced by Drew Toynbee
Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz
Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart
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Hello sods
As tech issues have gotten in the way of my flow, I thought I would record an intimate little chat with myself for you to make you feel cherished and special. As it turned out I did end up reaching quite a heartfelt place alongside the usual silly sausage meat.
Hope you enjoy
Lots more guests coming soon and thank heavens my WIFI now allows me to record and use Cleanfeed at home.
Good times ahead baby
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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here (but I will now ignore you if I see you in the street)
And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello
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Produced by Drew Toynbee
Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz
Welcome to the Stupid Hearts Club! The Club for everyone with a Stupid Heart
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I had a lovely chat a few days ago with my good buddy, sometime collaborator and ex flat-mate Conor Morrissey.
Conor has been directing various drama projects in the UK and Ireland for the last few years and is one of the most passionate film buffs I know. That is to say that his arrogant, superior attitude to discussing the screen arts never fails to leave me open mouthed with contempt.
Conor, as you will hear also has a very insidious way of pulling at the seams of my fragile ego until I am a disoriented wreck screaming into the abyss where love once promised to be. Why do I do this to myself?
Please enjoy the unbearable tension between us.
Yours sincerely
Captain Seaside
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If you like what I do and you want to support me financially, as well as get access to some cool extras, please take a look at my Patreon! And if you can't, or indeed just don't want to, then I'm still super happy you're here (but I will now ignore you if I see you in the street)
And if you want to hear more from me I'm always putting things up on my Instagram, come and say hello
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Produced by Drew Toynbee
Copyright 2026 Nico Tatarowicz
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