• Michael & Garrett annoint their friend Steven as their Cheese Correspondent
• Steven's jaw isn't working so Joel McHale reads Steven's review for him (around the 47 minute mark)
• More You-Must Bowl shenanigans ensued as Michael recruits his mom to make a painting of Bob's Big Boy
• Michael's mom tells her side of the story when Michael was pulled over by Officer Hot Dog (hear the original story in episode 8!)
• The boys have truly bad service
• JUB works inside of the Big Boy statue
• Garrett takes on Michael's mom in this week's Headline Game

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Next time on Fine Dining: Waffle House! If you have ever worked for Waffle House and have a story to share, or if you'd like us to hear your child's review of the Waffle House kids menu, send it to [email protected].

• It's double date night at Rainforest Cafe
• Garrett inflates a gigantic pool toy at the table because of his You Must Bowl punishment
• Across the Sky podcast host Matt Holiner drops in to give a weather forecast for the Rainforest...Cafe
• Michael gives $100 to a balloon animal maker
• JUB has his own special ways of keeping the animatronics in check
• 6 year-old Austin tells his favorite joke on the Rainforest Kids Menu in this week's Munchkin Menu Musings
• Michael & Garrett hand out some high scores

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• It's Michael's 34th birthday dinner with almost a dozen friends!
• Michael & Garrett speculate why the bathroom is deafening
• Garrett sides with the waiter as a Dungeons & Dragons battle breaks out in the restaurant
• JUB will annoy your friends to ensure they're on time to their appointments
• 10 year-old Luke was snubbed by Gyu-Kaku in this week's Munchkin Menu Musings segment
• Michael & Garrett go in-depth on the expansive menu at Gyu-Kaku, even if they aren't always sure what they're eating

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• Michael & Garrett are immensely disappointed by the churro stand next to Bubba Gump
• Michael tells the story of getting pulled over in Alabama "for having California license plates"
• Forrest Gump narrates the boys' adventure
• JUB makes souvenir pennies
• 7 year-old Nora "hates the man on the bench" in another adorable Munchkin Menu Musings segment
• Michael & Garrett go HAM on Forrest Gump trivia

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Next time on Fine Dining: Gyu-Kaku Japanese BBQ! If you have ever worked for Gyu-Kaku and have a story to share, or if you'd like us to hear your child's review of the Gyu-Kaku kids menu, send it to [email protected].

WELCOME TO OUR MUSICAL EPISODE! You're reading that correctly!

• Michael & Garrett review Olive Garden
• The boys think they can top Olive Garden's in-house soundtrack by creating one of their own!
• JUB gets a real job
• What's going on with there being SO MANY BIRTHDAYS at Olive Garden??
• Former Olive Garden employee Trever Jones recounts meeting the love of his love on the job
• 3 year-old Yaretzi gives up on reviewing the kids menu, so her dad does it for her
• 7 full-length songs about Michael & Garrett's night at Olive Garden:
  • "We're All Family Here" (10:15)
    • Music by Kyle Schieffer
    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas & Garrett Zwerk
    • Performed by Nick Adams, Cristina Bidagor, Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, & Kyle Schieffer
    • Additional voices by Kyle Schieffer, Alessandra Hill, & Jonny from Fiverr
  • "All We Want Is You (To Be Our Server)" (featuring alice the g00n) (26:45)
    • Music by James McEnelly
    • Lyrics by Garrett Zwerk & Michael Ornelas
    • Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, & alice the g00n
    • Additional voices by James McEnelly, Gabe Alvarez, Natalie Paniccia, & Caroline Paniccia
  • "Send It Back!" (32:12)
    • Music by Gabe Alvarez
    • Lyrics by Gabe Alvarez
    • Performed by Michael Ornelas & Garrett Zwerk
    • Backing vocals by Gabe Alvarez
    • Additional Voices by Alessandra Hill
  • "Charge for Sauce" (42:39)
    • Music by Kyle Schieffer
    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas
    • Performed by Ben Valdmets, Michael Ornelas, & Garrett Zwerk
    • Additional Voices by Kyle Schieffer
  • "Room for Dessert" (featuring Ghettosocks) (52:48)
    • Music by Fresh Kils
    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas & Darren Pyper
    • Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, Ghettosocks, & alice the g00n
  • "Perfectly Adequate" (featuring alice the g00n) (1:04:19)
    • Music by Kyle Schieffer
    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas
    • Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, & alice the g00n
    • Backing vocals by Kyle Schieffer
  • "We're All Family Here (Reprise)" (1:08:49)
    • Music by Kyle Schieffer
    • Lyrics by Michael Ornelas
    • Performed by Michael Ornelas, Garrett Zwerk, Nick Adams, & Cristina Bidagor
    • Backing vocals by Kyle Schieffer
    • Additional voices by alice the g00n & Ghettosocks

All songs mastered by Perrier Grey

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Next time on Fine Dining: Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.! If you have ever worked for Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. and have a story to share, or if you'd like us to hear your child's review of the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co.'s kids menu, send it to [email protected].

• Michael & Garrett drive an hour away to review a Pizza Hut that still has a dine-in option
• The boys break their own rules because they were lied to by Yelp
• Why is Pizza Hut a magnet for cars crashing into them??
• The boys discuss Pizza Hut's marketing plan from the '90s to laser their logo onto the surface of the moon
• Garrett gives a eulogy
• Michael & Garrett fight over whether or not this dessert item is eligible to be rated

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Next time on Fine Dining: Olive Garden! If you have ever worked for Olive Garden and have a story to share, or if you'd like us to hear your child's review of the Olive Garden kids menu, send it to [email protected].

• Michael & Garrett review Denny's (at 2 in the morning on a Saturday night)
• The Wild West of late night dining: college students and homeless people galore
• "What's Going on over There?" is the theme of the night as there are so many unanswerable mysteries from this wild night, but the boys do their best to solve them
• The restaurant erupts with applause for a blindfolded Garrett after he finally gets his dessert to his mouth due to the You Must Bowl
• JUB hocks Peace & Quiet™
• 4 year-old Preston from Texas reviews the Denny's Kids Menu
• Super-Server Keith from Outback Steakhouse gets a run for his money from 85 year-old Shohreh, a battle-hardened veteran of the graveyard shift
• Michael & Garrett discuss a casting call for Milk Steve the Cream Lord

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Next time on Fine Dining: Pizza Hut! If you have ever worked for Pizza Hut and have a story to share, send it to [email protected].

• Michael & Garrett review Island's Fine Burgers & Drinks
• Michael goes off-the-menu with a discontinued burger order
• The boys enter a lottery for a free bike
• JUB has yet another business ploy
• 10 empty mugs of beer on an older couple's table raise more questions than they answer
• The boys gush about THE BEST FRIES IN THE GAME
• 5 year-old Joaquin reviews the kids menu in this week's Munchkin Menu Musings
• TWO listener-submitted stories about break-ups and infidelity involving Island's

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• Michael & Garrett review The Old Spaghetti Factory
• The most mediocre dinner so far takes a sharp turn when the boys discover the place is super haunted
• An interview with special guest, Paranormal Investigator/Psychic/Author Jeff Dwyer
• Michael raises some eyebrows when the You Must Bowl forces him to bring a pineapple to dinner and insist it's his son
• Michael & Garrett tell you all about why they nicknamed the guy sitting across from them "Milk Steve the Cream Lord"
• JUB offers to bust ghosts
• 7 year-old Julian reviews the kids menu in this week's Munchkin Menu Musings
• Will Michael go 3-0 against Garrett in The Headline Game?

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The Search Continues: next time on Fine Dining we dine at Island's Fine Burgers & Drinks!

If you have ever worked for Island's and have a story to share, or if you'd like us to hear your child's review of the Island's kids' menu, send it to [email protected].

• Michael & Garrett review Buffalo Wild Wings
• A ceiling leak rains on the boys' parade
• The atmosphere almost gives Garrett a panic attack
• The security feed lets the boys know THEY'RE BEING WATCHED
• Garrett sets his mouth on fire
• JUB is back with a brand new business
• Michael writes and performs B-Dubs's unofficial corporate birthday song

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The Search Continues: next time on Fine Dining we dine at The Old Spaghetti Factory!