In which dogs are eaten, meteorites are stolen, and none of us can do a decent Teddy Roosevelt. 

We kick off the first week of November with our Halloween episode, three grim tales of haunted real estate, dead popes, and rotten feet... all inexplicably legal themed. 

Content Warning: Not kidding about the rotten feet, stuff gets gross. 

In which churches are mega, Canadians go missing, and we are unclear on how the story of Jonah goes. 

In which magnets cure tuberculosis, babies are immortal, and Carl can't pronounce southern town names.

Firebrands triumphantly returns as the Arctic is friendly, explorers do the dishes, and Robinson Crusoe is a fictional character. 

In which all fish must die, men are unnecessary, and we do some uncompensated product placement for a B-Tier streaming platform. 

Special Guest Host: Arielle Cimino 

In which maids walk across England, mysterious princesses are discovered, and Grace's promise to keep these episodes short is insincere. 

In which students riot, the Second Coming comes, and we've seen Master and Commander, but not Dead Poets Society. 

In which flirting is art, senators are aloof, and the last 15 minutes is debate over the exact same scores. 

In which steroids are sampled, baseballs are the size of basketballs, and Grace would clearly rather be talking about hockey.