In which landmarks are sold, money is printed, and Geena is perhaps too fond of today's hero. 

In which assassinations are thwarted, Quakers are austere, and this episode isn't late, you're late. 

In which moose fight moose, pants are tumbleweeds, and we learn some fun animal facts. 

Things get topsy turvy as women give birth to animals, postmen attempt abortions, and Grace tells a very boring story. 

In which metal is detected, pus is plentiful, and Grace ignores a very important notification and commits Sound Crime against everyone's audio.

Part 2 of 'The Life and Getting Shot of James Garfield' 

In which ships collide, lawyers are arrested, and coitus gets interruptus'd. 

Part 1 of 'The Life and Getting Shot of James Garfield' 

In which assassinations are planned (allegedly), babies disappear (or possibly don't), and Captain von Trapp loses his job.

In which deaths are faked, sailors herd cats, and we explore some real crypto bro energy. 

Special Guest Host: Patrick Cornacchio

In which traps are set, gynecologists canoe to work, and Henry Ford plots to prevent the formation of Steely Dan.

In which trains crash, banana companies go to war, and snowmen look like the wrong celebrity.