Firebrands

In which whales are slaughtered, men set themselves ablaze on New York streets, and Carl ran out of time to set his mic levels and thought it wouldn't matter. 

In which the True Name of God is discovered, Texans invent Judaism, and cult members bootleg ranch dressing.

In which blood is drunk, soldiers go behind enemy lines, and Grace advocates for walking straight into the woods and dying. 

In which factories are Standard, boats disappear from canals, and Grace and Carl aren't in a fight. 

In which lawyers are recruited , poisons are purchased, and The Bee Order is rejected from a list of potential secret societies. 

In which Cholera rampages through the United States, Adam and Eve eat meat, and we forget to do any kind of intro at all.

*DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITH CHILDREN UNLESS YOU’VE ALREADY HAD THE ‘BIRDS & BEES’ TALK AND THEY REALLY ENJOYED IT*

In which men become wolves, witches rise from the pits of hell, and we talk about Mads Mikkelson slightly too much. 

In which murders are plotted, blackmail is mailed, and Thomas Jefferson destroys America.