What's poppin', cum-dump?

Jesse's back for din-dins with Firecrotch and Normcore, and a salty reframe of season two, episode two, 'Vaulter'. We do not want an adversarial situation here. We need the full, fiber-optic, clear-channel sh*t: We need to find to find the extraneous Danish.

What constitutes an agricultural walk? How many skulls is a lot of skulls? Does he want some hand gel? A banana and a nap? And what if a good person ran WayStar?

How's that for a carrot? Let's just hope that there's no... weirdness with our fuzzy boundaries, right?

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If you wanna be our lover, you have to shower us in compliments. Sara's unlikely, mid-90s interlude with the King of Daytime Telly, Geoff asks what - in 2025 - is the deal with cigars? AND one backstreet podiatrist. 

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Welcome to the bunker! Says hello to the grunts (us), and one-shot voodoo guy who holds the whole thing together (Jesse). 

We’re into the first episode of the second season, and we encourage the nutty bastard to step up to the rack, and pull him limb from limb like a piñata to see what falls out.

Has he seen their plan, and is dad’s plan better? How do we know he’s not a double agent? And would he prefer Napoleon’s penis pickled in a jar, or dried like a strip of beef jerky? 

Are we actually having this conversation? Yes, we are actually having this conversation. Remember this slant of light.

We need to stuff some f***king raccoons up some guy’s chimney - let’s move ahead with that process, shall we?

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Do you strive to thrive? Or strive to survive? Sara replaces her Everest fixation with tsunamis, Geoff critiques a babushka, and we/they/us dish on everyone's favorite Traitor. (The one who's been faking a Welsh accent.)

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“Sometimes I see how the brave new world arrives,

And I see how it thrives in the ashes of our lives,

Oh yes, man is a fool - and he thinks he'll be okay,

Dragging on, feet of clay

Never knowing he's astray

Keeps on going anyway”

So sang ABBA in their festive hit, 'Happy New Year'. How different things might have been had they owned a SAD lamp.

We're rounding out the year with a sombre reflection on some of the interviews that didn't make the cut for our last clip show in the summer. We appreciate you, we cherish you, and we wish you a better 2025 than your 2024. Or at least some kind of plateau. Or minimal decline.

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A Christmas gift from us to you. (We don't mind if you exchange it.) Happy holidays!

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You know who likes to watch? Santa, that's who: He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. And if you've been pouting, FORGET ABOUT IT. But would Kris Kringle's (and your) attention be better fixed upon the latest high-end Netflix spy thriller? Come inside for a rare difference of opinion between FC and NC.

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Wassailing arranged by Annabel Port

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The answer is YES we loved After the Party as much as everyone said we would. And yes again: FireCrotch is writing a toi, dans le St. Pancras waiting room avant qu'elle departe pour Gay Pareee. Plus nepo sibs and cinema conflict. Oh, and have we mentioned we're doing a live show?!

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Happy December, you are now allowed your Christmas tree or wreath. It's too soon for us, but the point is you can go for it now without being insane. 

How was Thanksgiving? What did FireCrotch-y cook and which of her fun capers went awry? 

Plus we talk Ren Faire, the best thing we've seen in ages, from Lance Oppenheim: Harvard Bro.

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We sat down with Jesse at a house, in a cow shed with a corrugated iron roof to talk about the season one finale. Who wants to hear about it? Yeah? Well, you're out of luck, 'cause nothing happened, we just knitted and made salads, did some yoga. And no one will tell you different, because we killed the stripper.

Can he scuba? Will he buckle under the intellectual scrutiny? Could this be the defining moment of his life? Or it could be what is should be: Nothing at all.

BT-Dubz: That's it from Jarmstrong until January, as we're taking a short break. We're not sorry for what we're doing, which is correct, but we're sorry for how it makes you feel. And we're sorry it had to be today.

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