Not to oversell, but in this episode we've stumbled across one of life's big questions:

If you move house and everything is still in some degree of chaos, and a very sweet man from Virgin Media comes to install wifi but then leaves his enormous bulky jacket behind, and the addition of this one big jacket tips you over the edge mentally, how long do you have to keep the jacket before giving it to a charity shop? 

Obviously Virgin Media has been contacted multiple times to say, "Hey! We've got this guy's jacket!"

Firecrotch is on the verge of a mental breakdown, btw.

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Edited by Annabel Port who is now all (or at least some of) the rage on the TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@theotherbritishmuseum

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We're back at Woof Fest with a Jennifer Coolidge lookalike. Geoff name drops to a 12-year-old. Plus Jackson Lamb, Ho, Standish, Tavener, et al, and more mentions of our time spent at the Barbican. Did we mention we stayed in the Barbican? 

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Edited by Annabel Port who is a young gun on the TikTok now! Check her out: https://bit.ly/4n8Xhlv

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First things first: You know that you're our honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin, sweetie pie, cuppy cake, gumdrop, snoogums-boogums, apple-of-our-eye, don't you? Of course you do!

Secondly, here's an episode for you. We don't want to spoil what's inside, but if you're triggered by lengthy descriptions of defecation and its complications, you may want to listen to the first five minutes before skipping ahead another seven or so. Don't roll your eyes at us! That still means over >84% of the content in this TV review podcast is non-faecal in nature.*

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* Estimated figure. It's possible there are other brown areas we've forgotten about.

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We're nearing the end of our accidentally homeless era. Who will we be when we're not outstaying our welcome in various friends' homes? Will you even know us? Will we even know ourselves? Tune in next week to hear us homed, but not settled. The chances of us having a working TV or broadband connection are extremely remote, so we'll probably be reviewing an audiobook or a street performer. 'Reviewing'.

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WARNING: scatology abounds. 

We celebrate our anniversary boxing day in style, plus a dog called Grief, the right way to touch siblings and Geoff confronts his aversion to Jude Law. 

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Edited by Annabel E. Port, whose excellent substack is: https://substack.com/@annabelport

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New season! New us! New you? What is the sound of one hand clapping? Also, if a tree falls in the woods and no one's there to hear it, does it make a sound? Also also, what happens to a Slut Summer® summer-slut if she wants to stay slutty in autumn?

Life’s big questions asked, if not answered.

PLUS: wool.

And Charlie Sheen.

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He's baaaaaaack!

The conversation ranges widely as we circle-back to our content benefactor and friendly acquaintance, Jesse D-is-for-dreamy-but-also-for-David Armstrong. 

Mountainhead? Check. 

Protein intake? Check.

AI robots? Check. 

Funniest fish? Also check. 

Don't thank us, honestly. You deserve a treat like this after we went M.I.A.

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Support us financially, Sara's spending £3 a day on compresses for her weeping wound. 

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Sorry for the disappearing act. Excuses/explanations within, some of which are not for the faint-hearted. In your face, fainthearts.

We are back FOREVER, and we are unafraid of tempting fate. We're still in summer mode this week, and we have a little something to reward your loyalty next week. 

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Edited by Annabel Port. Read her Substack: https://annabelport.substack.com/

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It's another unedited episode as slut summer becomes the summer of slop - we were recording against the clock before unplugging our home podcast studio FOREVER.

We're at the mercy of the conveyancing process, so we don't know when normal service will be resumed, but mom decided it was better to give you something rather than nothing. (Pop remains unconvinced.)

What do you think? Stop the slop, or would you welcome further slop drops? Email us about this, or your other concerns: [email protected]

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A cautionary episode highlighting the perils of podcasting without editing. (Our editor, Annabel is away this week, and Geoff didn't have time to do it because our life is either in boxes, or needs putting into boxes.)

This song is lovely, though: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st7IwWl-T84

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